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Mr. no bitches and part time twitter comedian

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Joined March 2011
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ABBOTT PACKWATCH
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Texas turning blue today reminded me that there is hope and that miracles do happen. I will be running for your love again and hope you vote for us this time around again. Don’t fall for the lies the other side tells you. Tell your mom I said hi and that I miss her cooking.
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HOLY SHIT TEXAS. I wasn’t familiar with your game
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If she posted a selfie with the little “I voted” sticker, she’s automatically a 10
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If you waited an hour + to get into to club to shake some ass this last weekend for Halloween, then you can definitely wait an hour + to vote this week
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Don’t forget to drink your water and mind your own business this week! & don’t forget to get out there and vote too!
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Don’t forget to drink your water and mind your own damn business this week!
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Halloween this Halloween that. Yall register to vote yet??
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If we start talking now we can be arguing at the pumpkin patch next month
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The downfall of this app needs to be studied. Take me back to 2018-2021. The app to be on
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Happy Monday. Don’t forget to drink your water and mind your own business this week!
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Don’t forget to drink your water and mind your own business this week!
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Just in case no one has reminded you, don’t forget to drink your water and mind your own business this week!
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If any cute and a little bit tóxica Mexican fan needs a shoulder to cry on hmu
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You’re exactly the reason good men end up alone, you teach them that being decent isn’t what women want, and that loving trash is what gets attention.
Rejected 3 guys this week to focus on the one who doesn’t care if I live or die
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Edgar retweeted
Fuck anybody that still acts like they’re getting the worst of the worst. They’re literally targeting the nicest immigrants in our country.
🚨VILE: If you think ICE couldn't sink any lower, they just did: ICE Agents posed as a woman with car trouble. When a dad rushed out of his house to help, agents ambushed him and detained him. They turned human decency into a trap. This is evil and disgusting.
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HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!! I hope it was as amazing as you 🥳🥳🎂 @LifeOfEdgar
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Edgar retweeted
When you finally land a Latina baddie who’s not a single mom
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Nobody checks on a man to see if he’s okay. They check to see if he’s still useful.
Hit me with the harshest reality of life
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Happy bday to the queen @_Keirra_ . Always been a real one 🙌🏽😎
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