Bryan Shelton

Dimebag is better than everyone. Don’t @ me.

Over/Under 5 for the fly to come back? #VPDebate

Hey @molekuleair how am I supposed to change the filter when your app doesn’t ever work?

Man! Awesome to see @TVietor08 on #tytlive what a power panel.

Hey ⁦@CaseyNewton⁩ you nailed it. Also, you should have mentioned Path!

@hulu_support yo all weekend my Xbox has given me an error code and playback failures. I'm connected to the net and all my other apps work except the one I want to use! #NBA

GAHBHHHHHHHHHHHHH!&@“$/@($!!!!!

Verlander goes to 11 #ALCS

YO! @MicrosoftHelps I pre-ordered #CODWWII and STILL haven't gotten a beta code?! Halp

To all my Texans out there stay safe and hunker down!

When Alan Jackson pops in your daily playlist #Country #Home

I can watch @RandyMoss highlights all day and never get tired. #HallOfFame

I thought Pacquiao won. Tough fight.

Man, yet again the @HoustonRockets are #ChokeCity. Without Leonard or Parker. Wow.

Jesus people. Pre-existing conditions? nymag.com/thecut/2017/05/und…

Thanks @GooglePlayMusic for taking me from @PeripheryBand to Blackstreet #nodiggity #drunktweet

Man the @HoustonTexans schedule is gonna be tough. Can't sleep on anyone. Ok, maybe Cleveland.

After watching our reality TV show host give a #JointAddress, Idiocracy is now our reality. Thanks @MikeJudge

Game over man, game over.

Man this new @HeIsLegendNC song RIPS play.google.com/music/m/Tndy…