PetiteMuganda🇺🇬💦

Imagine fucking the person you used to jerk off to.

Giving head telepathically today so if you feel a tingle that’s me 😂

Can somebody else pay my rent I don’t want to.

Sleeping with dirty dishes on the sink is absolute ghetto

When he tries to make me jealous but he forgot I like girls too…

School is very important. Imagine not knowing what a group of fish is called

Like freaks I can’t lie .

You deserve the sex you fantasize about.

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Me and my man so easyyyy, cracked each other by the 3rd day of hanging out

Download subway surfers or temple run if you want to be chased😒

One minute you’re young and then suddenly you have a favorite pharmacy

You ever fucked someone and gave them advice about their relationship right after??

Be shameless like men. Over promise and underperform and act like it’s nothing 😂😂

You bring one man around your family and you hear his name for the rest of your life like damnnn, he was a bum stop mentioning him 😂

Don’t fuck me in missionary if you’re not prepared for me to look up at you with my big brown eyes and accidentally say I love you.

Back in the day, you could sleep liquor off… nowadays you wake up drunk. 🤦🏾‍♀️

Under my dictatorship, people who spit on the street and pee in public spaces will be publicly executed.

Only a real man can kiss after getting a bj….

I’m really submissive when I like you 😭 it’s literally whatever you say bby….