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Joined October 2021
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Heh. Sunday, Houston is going to get an arctic blast of very cccold temps along with melted wintery precip! It's gonna be 66* and melted snow drops allll dayyy!! You know what that means?! Football!!! Couch!!! Broccoli Cheddar Soups with toasted sourdough! And FOOTBALL!!
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Huh. I mean, I see no errors here.
“How could this happen in Texas?” You haven’t seen who lives in Texas these days, have you? Watch, learn, understand.
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They need the muzzies to help them because the right has 45% of the guns vs. the left with about 20% of the guns.
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Release the UFO Files!!! Before it's too late!!!
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I wish @YahooFantasy would make a game style "take over a dead team" so after 3-4 weeks of no player log in, let that team drop into a pool to be randomly assigned to the world.
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Glad to see the news got back on track this morning with missing teens, murders, teens killing teens, bodies found... I was worried we were going to be lost as a country if we didn't get back to normal.
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So is that freako dude dylan of the Bud Light fiasco making a come back next year with talafreako?!
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The posts I'm seeing coming out of Democrats in Congress are borderline inciting. Are they trying to incite a war? Sure reads like it. Sure feels like it.
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Has anyone checked? Are you seeing lower prices anywhere?
It's been 34 hours since democrats won. Why aren't gas prices lower?!
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FunTimeZoo retweeted
Replying to @liz_churchill10
Wait, so the muzzies have to get vax'd? I coukd be wrong but aren't a lot of the Vax developed from swine stuff & things? That would be funny.
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Revenge of the Nerds!!! 🤣✨️🎄
Our communities demand justice! Justice for the horrors they lived, for the healthcare they lost, for the necessities they cannot afford. We will hold every fascist in the administration accountable for pain they brought to our communities and we will fight for an affordable country. I’ll use every tool at my disposal to make sure of it.
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I guess we can meme the hail out of my body my choice with this one!
Horrific news Michigan… Jihadist Senator-elect Abdul El-Sayed believes in forced vaccinations… “Your right ends…where my face starts. Your right to choose not to get vaccinated ends where the breath that you're breathing…goes into my nostrils”
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So do they want us to move the border further in and build a bigger mine laden field?
Democrats will represent the ENTIRE U.S.-Mexico border in the U.S. House of Representatives. Latino and immigrant communities are tired of being terrorized and our borderlands vilified. Last night, the voters of our vibrant, thriving communities made that clear.
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Adulting is putting back a gallon of beef for $6.30 because you saw anouther gallon of beef for $6.24.
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So far, 290+ of y'all that saw this and didnt think it was funneh and didnt like it?! No juander the Blue Extinction Level Event occured last night. Yall lost your funneh bones!
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I hope for the sake of our country, we can deport ill-han omar before New Years Eve. Please. Please.
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Tiered all dayyyy long and thinking about going to bed early. But you find yourself trying to learn how dragons blow out birthday candles and then your binge wartching Game of Thrones at 4AM.
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I know I still have the same problem and that's seeing just how red the flags can get.
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Me - "I think I haz a crush on Beyonce." Her - "Whateverrr floats your boat, dude." Me - "No. That's buoyancy."
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Sir, I'm afeared your DNA is backwards. AND?
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