
Cordon (Twin of @FunTimeZoo) | Where Conspiracy Meets Reality™ | Fantasy Football Chaos Theory | Tacos & Humor | Houston | Sometimes Serious, Always Annoying |
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Rd. 1
Wifey vs. It's Her_
Rd. 2
It's Her_ vs. Wifey
Rd. 3
Wifey -3.5
It's Her_ +3.5
o/u - 35.5
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Heh.
Sunday, Houston is going to get an arctic blast of very cccold temps along with melted wintery precip!
It's gonna be 66* and melted snow drops allll dayyy!!
You know what that means?!
Football!!! Couch!!! Broccoli Cheddar Soups with toasted sourdough!
And FOOTBALL!!
They need the muzzies to help them because the right has 45% of the guns vs. the left with about 20% of the guns.
Houston Dia De Las Muertos parade this Saturday.
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I wish @YahooFantasy would make a game style "take over a dead team" so after 3-4 weeks of no player log in, let that team drop into a pool to be randomly assigned to the world.
Glad to see the news got back on track this morning with missing teens, murders, teens killing teens, bodies found...
I was worried we were going to be lost as a country if we didn't get back to normal.
The posts I'm seeing coming out of Democrats in Congress are borderline inciting.
Are they trying to incite a war? Sure reads like it. Sure feels like it.
FunTimeZoo retweeted
Replying to @liz_churchill10
Wait, so the muzzies have to get vax'd? I coukd be wrong but aren't a lot of the Vax developed from swine stuff & things? That would be funny.
Revenge of the Nerds!!!
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Our communities demand justice!
Justice for the horrors they lived, for the healthcare they lost, for the necessities they cannot afford.
We will hold every fascist in the administration accountable for pain they brought to our communities and we will fight for an affordable country.
I’ll use every tool at my disposal to make sure of it.
I guess we can meme the hail out of my body my choice with this one!
So do they want us to move the border further in and build a bigger mine laden field?
Adulting is putting back a gallon of beef for $6.30 because you saw anouther gallon of beef for $6.24.
I hope for the sake of our country, we can deport ill-han omar before New Years Eve.
Please.
Please.
Tiered all dayyyy long and thinking about going to bed early. But you find yourself trying to learn how dragons blow out birthday candles and then your binge wartching Game of Thrones at 4AM.
Me - "I think I haz a crush on Beyonce."
Her - "Whateverrr floats your boat, dude."
Me - "No. That's buoyancy."






