Laurence

The U.K. Isn't a fucking team you prick, fuck off now xitter.gq/lorddjm/status/7475351…

This summer weather though 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I'm buzzing Marlin has left love island, don't have to watch her smoke like a spastic

I fucking hate Glenn hoddle commentating

MY NIGGGGGGAAAA STURRIDGE !!!!!!!

Cba work when I want to see my girlfriend on her birthday @FranBrown_ :( :(

The haribo tangfastic advert is the best of all time

Rashford in the England squad 😍😍😍😍

Oi @theowalcott you good ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 man got pipped by andros Townsend

@eddiegoncharuk you sucking the soul out that bone marrow ?

Just placed a £50 acca instead of a £5 by accident, safe to say ive pissed that money away

How hazard hasn't been nominated for PFA player of the year i don't know. great goal #hazard4ballndor

Devante is refusing to play me at fifa unless I play in Chelsea's home kit because im at home, pussy youte

Ronaldo to score 8/1 lol, safe for the easiest money ive ever made coral

@eddiegoncharuk I love your dedication he is a very good player

@eddiegoncharuk why you got Cristiano Ronaldo's initials in your bio ?

Payets free kick was fucking dirty mate

Me : do you know who Donald Trump is? Fran: yeah he's that duck #goals

It's so satisfying that I can go to a shop now and look at a Chocolate egg without feeling offended by the word Easter. Thanks cadbury's

I got tickets for arsenal vs watford tomorrow I thought it was at vicarage road, I would of turnt up not a fucker in sight but watford Dave