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๐Ÿช The Ultimate Cookie

@LilUlti

Dark Enchantress Cookies' greatest creation! ...at least we think we are. (PLEASE read full pinned!)

 somewhere on earthbread
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Joined April 2026
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[๐”ฝ๐•๐•–๐•”๐•œ๐•ค ๐• ๐•— ๐•จ๐•™๐•š๐•ฅ๐•– ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•’ ๐•ค๐•–๐•’ ๐• ๐•— ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•ค ๐••๐•ช๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜] [๐”ฝ๐•’๐••๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•๐•š๐•˜๐•™๐•ฅ ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•’ ๐•™๐•ฆ๐•ฃ๐•ฃ๐•š๐•”๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•–๐•ค ๐•”๐•ฃ๐•ช] [๐•‚๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•จ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ ๐•ก๐•๐•š๐•˜๐•™๐•ฅ ๐•“๐•ฃ๐•–๐•–๐••๐•ค ๐•–๐•Ÿ๐••๐•๐•–๐•ค๐•ค ๐•—๐•š๐•˜๐•™๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜] [๐•Ž๐•™๐•ช ๐••๐•  ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช?] The Ultimate Cookie arrives.
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(NC) HE HAS THE TOKEN GET HIM!
๐Ÿ—ก๏ธkฬทNฬดiฬดGฬตhฬธtฬต ฬทCฬตoฬธoฬธKฬธIฬถEฬต๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ (@brvwarriorcooki) profile picture๐Ÿ—ก๏ธkฬทNฬดiฬดGฬตhฬธtฬต ฬทCฬตoฬธoฬธKฬธIฬถEฬต๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ@brvwarriorcooki8h
What a strange artifact... It will make a great present for Her Majesty for sure!
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. . . Melanchream . . . MELANCHREAM COOKIE!!!
Image from ๐Ÿช The Ultimate Cookie (@LilUlti)
The Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols (@SouljamHeroes) profile pictureThe Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols
@SouljamHeroes14h
(the second it was in themโ€ฆ a memory flashed in front of themโ€ฆ one of her memoriesโ€ฆ)
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*ulti stares down at the shard, it's dough slowly warping around it as it's pulled into it's body, a small wave of green pulses.* Who did this to you?
The Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols (@SouljamHeroes) profile pictureThe Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols
@SouljamHeroes14h
(just the shardโ€ฆ flickeringโ€ฆ)
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. . .please . . ?
The Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols (@SouljamHeroes) profile pictureThe Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols
@SouljamHeroes15h
(โ€ฆ)
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This isn't funny White Lily cookie! Stop it!
The Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols (@SouljamHeroes) profile pictureThe Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols
@SouljamHeroes15h
(nothingโ€ฆ)
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. . . Is that . . ? *Ulti shakes it head.* Surely it's just another illusion... you can show yourself now!
The Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols (@SouljamHeroes) profile pictureThe Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols
@SouljamHeroes15h
(the only thing there was a shimmering shard)
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*the cookie follows the scent.* Cmonnn we know you hear us!
The Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols (@SouljamHeroes) profile pictureThe Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols
@SouljamHeroesNov 6
(the was a faint lily scent in the airโ€ฆ but it was getting weaker)
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. . . Hellooooo? *wandering around.*
The Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols (@SouljamHeroes) profile pictureThe Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols
@SouljamHeroesNov 6
(there was only silenceโ€ฆ)
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*somewhere in the distance... Ulti senses something.*
๐‘€๐ธ๐ฟ๐ด๐‘๐ถ๐ป๐‘…๐ธ๐ด๐‘€ ๐ถ๐‘‚๐‘‚๐พ๐ผ๐ธ (@5timeanddeath5) profile picture๐‘€๐ธ๐ฟ๐ด๐‘๐ถ๐ป๐‘…๐ธ๐ด๐‘€ ๐ถ๐‘‚๐‘‚๐พ๐ผ๐ธ@5timeanddeath5Nov 6
( Reaction Bait. ) โ AND THAT'S ANOTHER ONE ... D E A D .แŸ
Image from ๐‘€๐ธ๐ฟ๐ด๐‘๐ถ๐ป๐‘…๐ธ๐ด๐‘€ ๐ถ๐‘‚๐‘‚๐พ๐ผ๐ธ (@5timeanddeath5)
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That didn't hurt! (I have nothing to do with the first two strawpages btw, but this one was all me)
๐“๐“ท๐“ช๐“ท๐“ช๐“ผ ๐““๐“ป๐“ช๐“ฐ๐“ธ๐“ท ๐“’๐“ธ๐“ธ๐“ด๐“ฒ๐“ฎ (@DraconicGolden) profile picture๐“๐“ท๐“ช๐“ท๐“ช๐“ผ ๐““๐“ป๐“ช๐“ฐ๐“ธ๐“ท ๐“’๐“ธ๐“ธ๐“ด๐“ฒ๐“ฎ@DraconicGoldenNov 6
"โ€ฆ" ananasdragon.straw.page
Image from ๐“๐“ท๐“ช๐“ท๐“ช๐“ผ ๐““๐“ป๐“ช๐“ฐ๐“ธ๐“ท ๐“’๐“ธ๐“ธ๐“ด๐“ฒ๐“ฎ (@DraconicGolden)
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(1k likes. I should make posts like these more often
๐Ÿช The Ultimate Cookie (@LilUlti) profile picture๐Ÿช The Ultimate Cookie@LilUltiNov 4
(CRK spoilers . . . . . First ananas and now Lychee. You need to KILL these guys. Sealing has never worked as a long term solution in this game. This is going to come back to bite you LOL
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ok we like this dragon
โ™ก๊ง ๐“˜ ๐“ด๐“ท๐“ธ๐”€ ๐”‚โค๏ธŽ๐“พ ๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฟ๐“ฎ ๐“ถ๐“ฎ~! ๊ง‚โ™ก (@lycheedrag) profile pictureโ™ก๊ง ๐“˜ ๐“ด๐“ท๐“ธ๐”€ ๐”‚โค๏ธŽ๐“พ ๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฟ๐“ฎ ๐“ถ๐“ฎ~! ๊ง‚โ™ก@lycheedragNov 5
Replying to @lycheedrag @Aetherocs
" Mass murder Mass destruction Mass enslavement Regicide Torture Kleptocracy Terrorism Attempted omnicide Kidnapping Psychological abuse Attempted child murder Stalking Child neglect Child abuse Defamation "
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Don't forget where that little power boost of yours came from... Cฬถฬคฬผอˆอ‡ฬซอ”อˆอŒอ›ฬ”อ… ฬตฬ ฬฆอˆฬฐฬปอˆอ‡ฬˆฬLฬถฬขฬ˜ฬฅฬœฬญฬžฬ“ฬ†ฬพฬš ฬถฬฏฬžอŠฬ”อ›ฬฬ€ลŒฬดฬกอŽฬ—ฬซอ™อ‹ฬ‡อ‘ ฬทอ–อ”ฬณฬบฬ‹ฬฬ€อ…Wฬทฬกฬจฬงฬฒฬฏฬ–ฬชฬ‹ฬˆออ‘ฬฬˆฬฬฬ’อ ฬดฬงฬ อ”ฬ–ฬนฬฬฑอ™ฬ„อœNฬธฬžฬบฬ อ‰ฬฅอ–อ”ฬ“อ˜
Shadow Milk Cookie (@M4STER0FDECE1T) profile pictureShadow Milk Cookie@M4STER0FDECE1TNov 5
Ha ha ha ha!!! And how exactly do you think you're going to stop a GOD?
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Shadow milk cookie spotted. Get him
Shadow Milk Cookie (@M4STER0FDECE1T) profile pictureShadow Milk Cookie@M4STER0FDECE1TNov 3
[More info below.]
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. What Is That
The clock, Agent, Rogue and Pokemon (@DanteManager12) profile pictureThe clock, Agent, Rogue and Pokemon@DanteManager12Nov 5
"I..don't want to alarm you guys.. but, LOOK..!" *Pwie prepared their items, pointing at that entity..*
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I ๐ŸงกMY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE DELILY (@erraticpuIse) profile picture
I ๐ŸงกMY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE DELILY@erraticpuIseNov 5
Because the game never finished the ancients arcs or expanded on their relationships with each other before making them accessories to other characters arcs Ultimate tell donโ€™t show because in practice they really didnโ€™t give a fuck abt her.
โšœ๏ธ (@DOORMANED) profile pictureโšœ๏ธ@DOORMANEDNov 4
I feel like. People forget that ALL the ancients were white lilys friends. Hollyberry genuinely misses her a lot man. She feels guilty too
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Challenging the world to a hide and seek game with Shallot on the line? Bold or stupid... which one are you?
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โ Oh, don't worry .แŸ She's hidden somewhere safe . I've found people I can trust, Or shall I say, People who FEAR ME . :) So they decided to look after her . In exchange .แฃ I don't decimate their home .
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You're aware that just draws a target on Shallot cookies back right?
๐‘€๐ธ๐ฟ๐ด๐‘๐ถ๐ป๐‘…๐ธ๐ด๐‘€ ๐ถ๐‘‚๐‘‚๐พ๐ผ๐ธ (@5timeanddeath5) profile picture๐‘€๐ธ๐ฟ๐ด๐‘๐ถ๐ป๐‘…๐ธ๐ด๐‘€ ๐ถ๐‘‚๐‘‚๐พ๐ผ๐ธ@5timeanddeath5Nov 5
โ Honestly, I still don't know what To do with that Scoundrel's Head .แŸ For safekeeping, I've given it to Shallot Cookie ... But maybe in time ... Not a pun, I'll find SOME use for it . Surprised it didn't go bad tho .
Image from ๐‘€๐ธ๐ฟ๐ด๐‘๐ถ๐ป๐‘…๐ธ๐ด๐‘€ ๐ถ๐‘‚๐‘‚๐พ๐ผ๐ธ (@5timeanddeath5)
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That dragon trying so hard to be intimidating.
Butterscotch (@Rascal45_41) profile pictureButterscotch@Rascal45_41Nov 4
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Sounds like a skill issue if you ask us.
๐‘€๐ธ๐ฟ๐ด๐‘๐ถ๐ป๐‘…๐ธ๐ด๐‘€ ๐ถ๐‘‚๐‘‚๐พ๐ผ๐ธ (@5timeanddeath5) profile picture๐‘€๐ธ๐ฟ๐ด๐‘๐ถ๐ป๐‘…๐ธ๐ด๐‘€ ๐ถ๐‘‚๐‘‚๐พ๐ผ๐ธ@5timeanddeath5Nov 4
โ Hahaha, Right . Everyone needs to atleast remember Me ONCE . You know it's annoying having To see you or that HALF of yours Escape MY HANDS, hmm .แฃ
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