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Dudes in the comments acting like ‘take a shower, plan a date, and bring flowers’ is a personal attack.😂
The birth rates will never recover. 🤦♀️
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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Why didn’t the dad let his son be Mario then or yall only got shit to say about women
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noticing that no one thinks the dad is narcissistic for being the main character….it’s just moms who are expected to fade away into frumpy side characters….….#interesting
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"People who break under torture—especially from methods...that seem, in retrospect, relatively minor—often carry deep shame...they struggled to understand how they could have once capitulated to what seemed like 'mild' coercion.'" a.co/d/0jeiVXUL
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Men today love complaining about women’s high standards. But back in the day you couldn’t even use a coupon to pay for a date. Times have changed, show some gratitude. From the new Larry David biography:
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ALT chaotic doodle drawing, a forest with a lot of capybaras, a cat, pig and a possum, there is a skeleton and a ghost too. Some air ballons in the sky.
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“A growing body of research suggests that the primary cause of the gender pay gap is motherhood. Before people become parents, women earn as much as or even more than men do. Afterwards, on average, they earn less.”
stevestewartwilliams.com/p/d…
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I am a WOC ally. I am actively listening. I am amplifying their voices. I am educating myself. I am taking responsibility for challenging systemic inequalities. It's called having a basic human empathy.
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Interesting to me how this is a *complete* reversal of conventional wisdom even 10-15 years ago.
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There's a literal world war on X going on right now.
Some Turk made fun of China, then some Chinese made fun of the Turkish flag or sth, and then Turks went apeshit and attacked China.
Japanese and Taiwanese joined the Turkish side cuz they hate China anyway.
The war spilled over to German Twitter due to many Turks living there, and now Germans have joined the battlefield too.
On China's side you have Greeks because they hate Turks, communists and White China economy enjoyers.
Meanwhile, there's an unrelated war going on between the French and Japanese because libs used a One Piece meme to support the France riots, but Japanese were like:
"Hell naw, don't appropriate our proud Nazi culture for your monkey immigrant issues."
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China in her infinite wisdom built the Great Firewall to protect people from themselves.
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i keep seeing guys use accountability incorrectly and i’m confused how it entered the lexicon and what they think it means
