Brand Partnerships & Culture Director. I love dogs and sandwiches.

Los Angeles
Joined April 2009
Absolute The Onion Vodka.
Nicki Minaj while speaking at Trump’s rally today in Michigan: “We want our children to grow up in a place where we can proud of, we don’t want our children to be bombarded with sex changes, right?”
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It’s that time of year where all the people you went to HS and college with are showing their small minded MAGA brains. There is a reason why they all peaked by 20.
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lindsaylee 🥪 retweeted
internet explorer was an awesome name for a web browser
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throw them all in jail.
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This app will give you heart palpitations.
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Bought a breakfast nook from Wayfair. Cost $900. We didn’t open box bc we noticed the pic is wrong color. We called customer service and they’re shipping us correct one. And yo! They legit asked us if we could just dispose of the one we have bc it costs too much to return it lol
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lindsaylee 🥪 retweeted
so many of the ugc case studies on here fail to mention that the main reason they work is because they are undisclosed ads featuring fake stories by what is essentially an actor…
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Anyone know anyone at @partiful? Have some brand partnership ideas I'd love to chat with them about. @partifulsupport
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lindsaylee 🥪 retweeted
I saw someone say they miss when the internet was a library and not a store and I’ll be damned if that’s not the realest thing I’ve seen all year.
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there is a very specific type of peace in lying in bed with a sleeping pet and feeling their little lungs expand and contract against you
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Been thinking a lot about how when you’re young you eat a lot of potato skins but you don’t as an adult.
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Going through my calendar tomorrow. 65 people on an internal status call? Instant decline. My time is precious.
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Paid a $1600 fed tax bill and a $600 registration renewal to DMV today. Car is in shop tomorrow for another $1200 and my power bill is $540. FML
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One thing about me is that I will leave you an absolute banger of a recommendation on LinkedIn.
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lindsaylee 🥪 retweeted
ever since i was a kid i wanted to hop on a quick call
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I’m putting my recruiter hat on today to ask if you’d like to work with me 😏 We are building out the customer engineering team. Need people all over the country. Specifically looking for my builder friends that can architect, debug, ask the right questions on a new (or existing build), customer-obsessed, team-obsessed, and already doing this today. I wanna be on the same team. DM me if this is you. If not, don’t try to make it fit.
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The amount of times I have to message the organizer and say I can't attend a meeting bc I'm tripled book is gross.
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The feeling to live off the grid at this point has never been greater. But alas, 3x a week in office.
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