Linnea Ravacz

Gave my first talk in awhile and felt like a total badass. I forgot how much I loved this 😊

I appreciate including 11 eyes because it necessitates a cyclops flask or a third eye flask

I really wish I could talk about my work because I’m playing with a 1 of maybe 10? 20? In the world instrument but I can’t argh

Technically you *can* eat anything but I do not recommend this. I’m not a good enough chemist to know if it would remain inert, or break down and reintroduce oxalates causing more kidney stones……

@SigmaAldrich Sr on ion exchange columns is red, ICP-MS plasma is blue, I saw you send other scientists chocolate- can I be your Valentine too? 🥺🌹

It feels real weird to say “oh yeah I have almost 10 years of experience in mass spectrometry and column chemistry” because why did u trust 19 yo ME with a Mass Spec like 🤣😳 #science #geology

Every time I write Mass Bias it autocorrupts to Mass Boas and I wish I was cool enough to study giant snakes #science #lab

Have sympathy for the devil (me) who consumed deadly poison (stupidly drank the last coffee in the pot) and now I’m dying (over caffeinated and can’t focus) and there is no antidote (walking around the hall for 5 min didn’t work) #fail #science #coffee #seattleproblems

@floppleton I blame you for half of this 🤣 #spotifywrapped

I just wanna climb some silly little firey mountains and chisel out some silly little rocks to put in a silly little plasma torch 🥺

I’m old enough now to have a work child instead of a work bestie

Why is it that I suddenly find the drive to go sift thru my undergrad research data because volcanoes are beefing on Twitter and I have unpublished trace element/isotopic data that would help settle the score? @Loowit1980 @KlickitatPahto @YS_Supervolcano @mthoodupdates

Both my floofs snuck out at different times today and were communicating through the window. They’re plotting prison breaks together now. Help.

I wish we could put things on our resume like “the old salty union guy thinks I learn quickly” or “the guy who learned English working in restaurants told me I’m a hard worker” because in context those compliments mean more to me than a lot of random flowery corporate language

IDGAF if she’s not “biologically” my grandma, she makes me take home her chicken noodle soup and promise to drink it OR ELSe and that’s what counts.

Latest culinary creation! Working as a cheesemonger has clearly gone to my head. All ingredients from @MetMarket #seattle #charcuterie #foodie

When I was a wee undergrad I mentioned this journal to my advisor, quickly followed by “Um, maybe I shouldn’t have pronounced it phoenetically” as he tried not to crack up. #PNAS

No rock is boring to me. But I hate high grade shale. Like really hate high grade shale. It bites you in the field, there’s no fossils, and it’s reallllly hard to dissolve unless you toss a battery of solvents at it. I have a story about a shale surviving hot bath of HF/HCl/HNO3

YES