progressiste, humaniste, chef étoilé, champion NBA | #SaccageParis

Paris, New York, Marseille, DK
Joined February 2016
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Jemmerde Claude berri! Comme tt lmonde!
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Cure ou Sunset Blvrd ce soir hmmmm trou trou trou
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ah bon? étonnant..
Ik ppl will look at Giannis’ stats and say he’s doing all he can, truth is he is far from that. He doesn’t box out, he’s missing open passes, bad at the FT line, and should have just as much blame on the lack of defense connectivity as anyone else on the team.
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Créteil - St Maure
Replying to @Hns913
La limite grande/petite couronne selon Twitter :
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On te pardonne mais hmmmmm 'tention !
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I love the sound of a jukebox playing So I sit here while she's staying home Watching Dallas on TV I love the taste of whiskey straight The strongest thing she ever takes Is a sip from a small glass of chablis
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Unhinged letters sent by school kids to US service members deployed overseas.
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je rêve d'une coalition parapluie qui va des fail-daughters millenial ringardes (tondelier) aux fail-sons Gen X ringards (lisnard) en passant par les fail-sons millenial ringards (big G)
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Here's the first look at Allison Williams as Peter Pan. #wiglife vnty.fr/1r1wjJ6
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Birth of the girl reading this
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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le futur PM israel est marocain? aller partout c'est chez nous!!!!🦁🦁🦁🦁
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so epic......
the best needledrop of 2026
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Comment ça des caméras bodycams sur les contrôleurs mtnt
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mais pourquoi ils gueulent c'est quoi ça
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on va la payer cette dette
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the love of your life lives somewhere over here, but you'll never meet them because you had to catch a thursday matinee of Whalefall. it's time to quit movies. #quitmovies
representation of how i've been moving with this 2026 cinema run
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Oh Manu! Oh Manu! Oh Manu! Passer de Jupiter à Gardien du Petit Commerce t'en penses quoi de ta carrière
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rim & CTE creator
LaMelo Ball on how he teaches his teammates to keep their heads up: "I actually try to hit them in the head a couple times in the first day. You know, you get hit in the head one time, you always know how your head up. That's how I was as a kid." (h/t @KalshiHoops)
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