Lisa's into poker, equality & writing in the third person. Head of Digital in insurance industry. Wife of @max_silver.
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M&S worker: that's a lot of Percy pig sweets
Me: yes they're going to a friend in the States
M&S worker: My ex is from the states. She still owes me money.
Me: ...
M&Sv worker: So I told her I'd end her and her whole family
I'll be running 5k in St Anne's park Dublin on 4 Sept for the Irish Wheelchair Association Run n Roll proudly supported by Liberty Insurance. Sign up here if you're interested in speeding past me on the day while incidentally supporting a good cause #IWA eventmaster.ie/event/4jjRf4r…
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@DublinAirport my flight on Wednesday is at 6.25am but my parking is booked for terminal 1 from 4am. If I arrive early will the parking system let me in?
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Priorities for Irish Minister for Health on social media:
✅ When the Chief Medical Officer gets torn to shreds for including hand washing but not masks in a covid prevention tweet, immediately jump in to get one up on him
❌ Learn how to use line spacing
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@paulreiddublin @ronan_glynn @tusla will you make this change for <5s here? My 2 kids had 20 PCRs between them last year, all neg. Every little cough meant 3 days isolation for the family. With current test wait times this would mean us isolating 50% of the time & wasting tests
My timeline is full of Irish people freaking out over restaurants being closed. Cases are already incredibly high and about to grow exponentially due to Omicron. Just go to your friend's and get a takeaway! Let's try to prevent a repeat of Jan 2020 😭
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The delivery guy just rang the doorbell, which startled the cat.
Who jumped through the cat flap startling the delivery man.
Which startled me because we don't have a cat.
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Ok I think my framer is Santa
✅ Is really old
✅ Has white hair
✅ Has a workshop
✅ Had two reindeers in his garden today (he calls them stags but he's not fooling me)
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Had a flashback earlier to a premarital sex talk in school (apparently it's bad).
In front of the whole year, the speaker said "wow you're taking notes, that's great!" & I couldn't defend myself to say I was doing homework for the next class. The shame!
Just remembered the time as a child, I got a comb stuck in my hair & slept with it in overnight. The next day my parents couldn’t get it out, so my Mam put my head on the breadboard & my dad smashed the comb up with a hammer… Ahhh, Irish childhoods.
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Due to last minute illness we can't go to @daraobriain tonight :( I can't return them & it's too late to resell, so if you want a table for 4 at vicar Street free of charge comment under here and they're yours.
Doors open 8.30pm, please only take the tickets if you can go!
I passed a young couple today and it looked like he was hitting her. I stopped to ask if she was ok (turned out they were play boxing), and got called a Karen for it.
Really loving this new way to diminish and silence women.