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Sorry babe we just cant be together. I really like you and everything but you like me and honestly thats kind of a huge red flag
overheard from someone walking by on the street:
"I'm A hundred and forty five pounds, PURE MUSCLE"
Brother the post-twink death incubus i'm fucking is 180lbs and he's skinny af
I FUCKING LOVE SWEATING UNTIL I SOAK MY BED THROUGH BECAUSE I HAVE A FEVER, MORTY! I'M SICK AS FUCK RIIIICK
Does it still count as gay sex if they're high on meth and trans? The guys in the woke group chat are making fun of me for participating in hetslop and I need a second opinion




