Heathcliff

Some of the lads on the bus helped me set up this account on this blasted site. Harder than it looks. you BETTER not make fun of my height yeah? 'cuz if you do, you're dead! Swear on my life.

Sinclair said he “woke up with a bloody nose.” I told em we all got noses, ya twat.

Happy birthday ginger. Hope you 'ave a right bash today.

Heathcliff

I managed to sneak some chicken tenders before the gang left the food place... But it was the spicy ones. I don't mind a little spice, but this is inedible. Anyone wan' em?

//If I see even one mf parading Limbus leaks on my TL, I'm skinning them alive.

We need more middle upscale. They are clearly a starvin' team.

Wait.. do we get dental? One of me teeth is bein' a right cunt and I might need to have it looked at.

Oi. Lost me phone. Tweeting this from ginger's phone.

In the bus. Straight heathing it... I lost a bet and 'ad to tweet this..

wait a minute... speakin' of stealin' my stuff. WHO TOOK MY FAN!! NO WONDER I WAS SO SWEATY DURIN' MY KIP!! OI!!

That coma was worth it. Say what you wan’ about Sinclair. That lad makes mean pancakes.

The bus should 'ave a food court in the back.

I went into a bloody coma for a month... THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU LOT CAN ENTER MY ROOM AND MESS WITH MY SHITE!! when I find out who did this..

//I've also seen a lot of people talk about "giving my muse my problems/struggles, but i doubt getting kidney cancer would be fun to give little heathcliff.