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Yes @JoeDeVitoComedy “Queer Eye”, “Sex and the City” and don’t forget “Golden Girls”!! #Gutfeld

Hey @Wawa could you put a store in Altoona? I’ll always love @sheetz, but they are like a run of the mill UniMart now and @Rutters employees are downright rude, their food is way overpriced, and the hype of getting like 6 of them around here died after about a year! I’ve been in them from Philly area to OCM! Everything tastes the same, is all economically priced and the people are wonderful! #WaWa

If @TyreseMaxey and anyone was playing horse, that shot was an “H” @sixers

Obama’s library reminds me of the “House of the Undying” on Game of Thrones #Gutfeld

Oh! I thought @GovPritzker was the wrestling character from the movie Billy Madison! #TheFive @JesseBWatters @greggutfeld @PlanetTyrus

This just in…. #Tanmom has been named the official leather for the SuperBowl footballs #Gutfeld

#Tanmom looks like an extra from a planet of the apes movie! #Gutfeld

John Madden invented the telestrator. @danorlovsky7 owns it! #GetUpESPN @GetUpESPN @Espngreeny @HDouglas83

😂😂 So @JessicaTarlov says Trump is going to run a “shadow presidency”. Uh, Mrs CrackerJack PhD, Obama is STILL DIRECTING THE DEMS! You’re a freakin hack! Your PhD is in talking points, THATS IT! #TheFive

Wonder why Stephen A didn’t say that HBCU’s get like $200m a year in GUARANTEED MONEY every year now because of @realDonaldTrump #TheFive

Spike Lee is dressed like a pimp! Pimpin those elderly ladies out! #SpikeLeeJoint #SixersKnicks @NBAonNBC

The @Eagles aren’t on today, probably because they freakin suck, so I’m stuck watching the Steelers. 4 times today, including that lackadaisical attempt at a fg, Mike McCarthy’s clock idiocy has shown its face! #SteelersBucs

Make your way to the Middle East. They will love you there!! #Gutfeld

This is not about a “woman” show, but if anyone is into dark comedy, I found “Norsemen” on @netflix Good Lord! EFFIN HYSTERICAL! Only 3 seasons unfortunately! Check that out! Same actors in Lilyhammer (also great) #Gutfeld

Hmm, @RachelLeishman says she studied and knows comedy… She must not be very good, unless she’s performing like a 5 year old at a family holiday party. #Gutfeld

Greg, you forgot Tarlov as one of the drs on that list! #Gutfeld

Listen, I would never be able to afford ANYTHING @elonmusk creates. But this guy is doing things to progress and save mankind and I love him for it! If the whack jobs can come up with one to profit off of, I can start one for humanity #ElonsLifeMatters #TheFive

Jessica has a PhD?! Wow! She’s the second bonehead with one behind this Dr! #TheFive

It took 37 minutes for @JessicaTarlov to drop her names. That’s a record! Effin idiot #TheFive

The event in Bend Oregon showed it's not guns that are the problem. A GOOD guy with a gun stopped a tragedy from being worse