If @chadzumock and I teamed up I could make him the Taylor Swift of the Dabbleverse. I'm talking an entire album of break up songs!

Just because Neal Brennan's less successful older brother failed at apologizing too, that doesn't mean the attempt should go to waste, right?

Boy oh boy am I getting tired of catching bans on Reddit. Time to find a new place to scroll through cat pics and conspiracy theories...

I bet when @Karmichael3rd goes Trick Or Treating, instead of taking candy he sings 'Thriller' at anyone who opens the door...

Maybe it's just the season, but I think aspiring comedian Felica Gillespie is a vampire, and @Karmichael3rd has become her Renfield. For starters they're both kinda creepy, and they both suck.

I think I have @Karmichael3rd's geography figured out: Spread wide beneath The Mountain God lays The Valley of Men, and deep within there flows the ever roaring Digress River. Luckily for him the Valley appears to be fairly smooth, so his house can't roll away.

The @TheCreepoff was a show I always looked forward to hearing about, so when I heard the show is over I had to pay respects the only way I know how. Thanks a lot @whoarethesepod, and don't let him bully you like that again @VinniePaulino. You deserve better.

People are speculating that Granny is possibly lying about his accident. I'm not even sure he's really a grandma.

Some people say @NiceGuyMersh is incapable of showing affection towards anything other than himself, and I say 'yeah but have you heard him sing a love ballad before?'

If you think about it, @AaronImholte is like a game show except the host begs the audience for the prize.

While @Karmichael3rd may not give out the best advice, he does occasionally give out some interesting threats:

If I had to criticize @Karmichael3rd for one thing, it might have to be the advice he gives:

Apparently @Karmichael3rd has tucked tail and quit his show with @CardiffElect after 2 episodes. I hope this song can help explain why:

His eyes might be buggy but it's no biggie, when @AaronImholte gets Beggy he can't help but boogie:

With word around town being @Karmichael3rd is considering doing cooking segments on his show, I can't help but see some similarities between him and another 'internet personality'....

I'm not one to normally scream my opinion from the rooftops but fuck hot honey and the horse it rode in on. Have a good fuck day folks!

Sure we're all laughing now, but when the time comes don't say I didn't warn you:

Now you don't have to be a @shalomshuli to get your own Pink Sock from @Karmichael3rd , in fact he'll give you 2! New from The KSN it's the KarmicX Pink Socks! Made from organic materials, they have a snug yet welcoming cuff and a satin smooth interior!

Hey now @AaronImholte no need to be embarrassed about being a chubby boy, all that extra cushion just adds more spring to your step!

Remember all the times @Karmichael3rd told us to eat his shit? Well now we can! The folks that brought you @CardiffElect's Potato Bites and @BeDabbler's Unicorn Charms now have KarmicX's Pieces of Shit! Made from real freeze dried KarmicX poop, which already comes in pellets!