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Liz

@LizScott

A friend once called me finicky, which he defined as: picky, but not consistent. That seems about right.

Joined June 2008
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Just when things seem really dark, the internet comes through.
Neven Mrgan (@mrgan) profile pictureNeven Mrgan@mrgan1 Oct 2018
I'm sure this has been done, but if not, a bakery should put a sign on its door like, NOTICE: We use cookies to enhance your experience on this site.
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A friend asked for a favorite quote to help w work bio thing and she got two hours of texts and a joyful rant about Maryam Mirzakhani and the number three so like…choose your friends wisely, is the lesson
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Lol BACK IN MY DAY etc etc (omg it’s been 15 years 😬) #MyTwitterAnniversary
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This is why I can’t quit Twitter.
BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) profile pictureBAKOON@BAKKOOONN29 Apr 2023
Replying to @BAKKOOONN
doctor pepper you could corner the market with a melatonin based "bedtime soda". please see the incoming proposal on your teletype
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Absolute golf clap with honors to social media teams right now, just A++ work
Runner's World (@runnersworld) profile pictureRunner's World
@runnersworld17 Apr 2023
There's no wait to stream our video about the very good Boston dogs we met today. trib.al/VMi9Rib #LoveIsBlond
Golden Retrievers Honor Legacy of Spencer, the Marathon Dog, at Gathering

Golden Retrievers Honor Legacy of Spencer, the Marathon Dog, at Gathering

A meetup of golden retrievers on Sunday honored the official dog of the Boston Marathon and his niece, Penny, who both passed away in February.

runnersworld.com
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I have many follow up questions
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Twitter never stop being you
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Replying to @hellokorio
@hellokorio I miss you
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Literally no tweet in recent memory has inspired such passionate offline discourse in my life. “Why don’t we just do the work of the government in COMIC SANS?!”
John Hudson (@John_Hudson) profile pictureJohn Hudson
@John_Hudson17 Jan 2023
big news for font freaks: Times New Roman is being phased out at the State Department & replaced by Calibri. Secretary Blinken sent a cable to all embassies today directing staff not to send him any more papers with Times New Roman. Subject: "The Times (New Roman) are a-Changin"
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You know, in our own ways, I think we’ve all had this day at work, yeah?
Dallas Zoo (@DallasZoo) profile pictureDallas Zoo@DallasZoo13 Jan 2023
The Zoo is closed today due to a serious situation.
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@hellokorio
Heckin Good Dogs (@HeckinGoodDogs) profile pictureHeckin Good Dogs
@HeckinGoodDogs5 Jan 2023
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Crickey photography Twitter is killing it tonight. Bless
Gerry Canavan (parody) (@gerrycanavan) profile pictureGerry Canavan (parody)@gerrycanavan5 Jan 2023
Replying to @sfmnemonic @joshtpm
@sfmnemonic @joshtpm
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Ok well this is just quite wonderful
The Dad (@thedad) profile pictureThe Dad
@thedad4 Jan 2023
I often felt like I wasn't good enough for my dad so now I'm making things right by regularly letting my kid know he's definitely good enough which in turn helps me to remember that I am too
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What Happened To Him? (@HappenedToHim) profile pictureWhat Happened To Him?@HappenedToHim27 Dec 2022
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@hellokorio
PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) profile picturePUNS
@ThePunnyWorld21 Dec 2022
An emergency call: "Come quick, my friend was bitten by a wolf!" Operator: "Where?" Caller: "No, a regular one!"
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This is how you civil servant. I love this type of thing so hard
Goodable (@Goodable) profile pictureGoodable
@Goodable10 Dec 2022
A little girl wrote to the Los Angeles Department of Animal Control asking if she could have a pet unicorn. Their response is everything. ❤️
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Replying to @hellokorio
@hellokorio I’m sorry I’m late on your birthday but i finally found you the perfect present
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Team Teresa. I will accept no other comments at this time.
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Replying to @hellokorio
@hellokorio ok but wait I’m not even trying to be an asshole here this is the take we’ve been waiting for.
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Your move, Nickelback
Dionne Warwick (@dionnewarwick) profile pictureDionne Warwick
@dionnewarwick30 Nov 2022
If I am on your @Spotify Wrapped let me know. Most of my songs are sad and I am hoping you’re okay. We can talk about it.
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