Writer and Content Manager at Puzzle Partner. Published in Elite Daily, Huffington Post, Narcity Toronto, https://xitter.gq/t.co/wsbFHMd5Kb, Business Insider + more
Toronto, ON
Joined December 2011
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DOUG FORD: Please book your vaccination appointment if you’re eligible. It’s easy!
ONTARIO: How do we book an appointment?
DOUG FORD: – at Toronto, Ontario
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In true Gronk fashion, the TE finishes his career with 80 touchdowns in 115 games.
That’s 0.69 per game.
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i’m so passionate about going to sleep without an alarm set for the next morning. will I wake up at 10? 2? 7 bc my body’s accustomed to it? who knows, but the alarm is not my master on saturdays. dobby has no master. dobby is a free elf
Me: Ties hair into a high half pony tail, certain I must resemble Ariana Grande
Boyfriend: “I like this samurai thing you have going on with your hair today”
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when the 17th cup of coffee doesn’t give me energy and fills me with more of the same pure uncut anxiety as the first 16 cups
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love how one of the women on the bachelor is 31 and everyone was like “she is SO BRAVE for talking about her age” anyway im ready to die
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Gonna make a movie called “Bread Box” where I blindfold myself so that I can’t look at and eat any more carbs . And if I do make eye contact with them, I throw myself out of the nearest window.
It continues to amaze me that some people can commit to a tattoo on their face, but I can’t even commit to an Uber Eats order or a new Netflix show
What I meant to write: "Staff to shift their customer service approach..."
What I actually wrote: "Staff to shit their customer service approach..."
Really exceeding expectations already this week.
Just tried to stick my car keys into the seatbelt instead of the ignition so you could say I’m operating at full efficiency right now
Just made eye contact with a girl sitting in the dark in her car in the Metro parking lot, shovelling chocolate into her mouth from a family size bag and I’m not sure I’ve ever felt so connected to a stranger
In conclusion:
People who should wear bike shorts: Cyclists
People who should never wear bike shorts: Literally everyone else
How is it people can hate on leggings as pants but wearing flesh or grey coloured bike shorts around town is now becoming a tolerated fashion trend? Stop this.
