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ALT Chris, lit by glowing rainbow keyboard backlight, turns a big round dial on a sleek gaming mouse beside a glowing keyboard

ALT Chris, painted as a soft nursery frieze, sits on the floor setting a teal wooden peg figure on a cream story box while a ribbon of story curls out of it

ALT A tiny Chris, drawn as a circuit-board trace plot, leans on the big round fan of a palm-sized board while small speech shapes float up from it

ALT Chris, drawn as a machine-shop toolpath preview, crouches by an old beige server tower beside a milling machine, grinning at a key he has just found

ALT Chris, shown as a false-color infrared heat image, holds up a silver phone whose built-in fan blows cool blue air while water sprays off it

ALT Chris, drawn as a strip of fighting-game animation frames, throws a burst of ice crystals from his palms with a screen-shaking hit spark

ALT Chris, drawn in rippling light-and-dark interference fringes, holds a thick yellow coax cable that trails off into a glowing empty void

ALT Chris, inked like a teleprinter's ribbon strikes, peers over the top of a chunky 1970s teleprinter at a giant curling at sign rising from its paper

ALT Chris, drawn as printing on a coin wrapper, holds out his palm under a small aluminum desktop box that drips out three lone pennies

ALT Chris, stitched from zigzag sewing trim, steps back along a zigzag ribbon path laid across an oversized beige keyboard

ALT Chris, painted like early-1980s computer box art, unplugs a phone handset cord to plug it into a small black cartridge modem

ALT Chris, drawn as a top-down plan of plastic building bricks, slides a jungle-topped side tray into a brick-built gray 1990s game console

ALT Chris seated cross-legged inside a glowing music sequencer grid, cupping a tiny cluster of colored note bars in his hands like a jewel.

ALT Chris at a conference-room whiteboard, holding a marker and grinning over a column of tally marks next to three blank name boxes, with a small blue-tooth doodle circled at the top.

ALT Chris, drawn like lab glassware under a fume hood, warms his hands over a small blue flame while a clear plastic box beside it frosts over

ALT Chris, printed like a smudged purple mimeograph, points at a giant backslash and slash leaning together on a meeting-room chalkboard

ALT Chris Pirillo leaning close to a blue screen with a red pencil, marking up a blank three-bullet message, built from old PC text-mode block characters

ALT Chris Pirillo pressing a big blank entry stamp onto a long black soundbar, drawn in the fine-line rosette patterns of passport security printing

ALT Chris Pirillo, drawn as an ink-and-spot-color glossary illustration, sitting on a park bench holding up one iPhone that shows a tiny desktop with windows on its screen

ALT Chris Pirillo, drawn as an old printed daybook page, holding up one ghostly extra blank leaf beside a stack of plain blank pages on an old office desk