𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐜 !

/ temp pinned while i commission art lmao full crobie ref. Old pinned below.

Wha - He's in his 30s! Which, granted, isn't that long for a halfling, but he's of age!

Scampering over. His original proclaimation - forgot.

CROBIE TIME!!! UNCORK THE WINE, UNCARTON THE CIGGIES

CROBIE TIME!!

Hey, hey. Guess what time it is.

(Snatching the bill up and stuffing it into his pocket. Toothy grin.) Thanks! If you have enemies, I will pick all of their locks and steal their cutlery.

Yeah. Rough out here. You should give me 20 bucks so I feel better.

Born French.

Full of rage. Cannot keep in small body. Must vent it.

miu. mao! miu. mao!

/ TRUTH

/ why tf are these the people xitter thinks i want to see

Fine, fine. Scritch scritch with those sharp nails of his, though careful not to scratch.

Hey, he's just enjoying himself!

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

'CHOO! ...Sniffle. Is he getting sick?

(Giggles - wiggling his hips and getting comfortable in Kane's lap before being grabbed.) What a miracle, who knew all it would take is giving you an excuse to grab on me. (Starting to purr a little.)

Alright, alright, drama queen. Lemme just... (Climbs up, straddling his lap.) There. Vital signs returning?

(Snicker.) You dyin'?