Captain Locks

Time to unveil our WR1: Puka Nacua Expecting Juice World All Girls are the Same type of production 4 straight WR1s would be unheard of unless someone else has done it before

NFL Week 8 Thursday Night Football Panthers +4 - Story of this game is the Packers league worst rush offense against Carolina’s league worst rush defense - something has to give and I’m siding with Dave Canales’s side with several Packers lineman out - Matthew Golden Christian Watson Tucker Kraft form a dangerous trio for any defense but the Panthers defense should be able to take advantage of Jordan Love’s inevitable mistakes when he chucks it and prays - Packers defense is not off the hook either surrendering 35 points to Penix on primetime a few weeks back; the league needs to take Jalen Coker Tet McMillan and Chuba Hubbard seriously in that order with their 2nd best passing offense A pick for tomorrow today

NBA Hawks -1 - Atlanta is way too nice to lose 4 games in a row; still haven’t won at home all year - Spida can be 1st team All NBA all he wants, the Cleveland Cavaliers are the most dysfunctional, underperforming team every year

NBA Add Mavericks +5 Been trying to do this math all the day in my head but can’t figure out why the Thunder are favored here Take 5

NBA Heat +3.5 - Hawks don’t have the size to match up down low Pacers +5 - Tyrese been preparing for this primetime spot against LeBron for over a year Bucks +8.5 - Give me some more Milwaukee while World Series vibes are high, wouldn’t be shocked to see Rockets lose outright

NBA Kings +18 - Winless Kings not going to accept a blowout; too many rookies to backdoor Knicks -3 - New York isn’t repeating but they’re still better than the Pistons Blazers +3.5 - 5 of the best guards in the league against Luka - give me the guards Inflection point

NFL Cowboys -4.5 2U So many heads getting tricked here into thinking the Cowboys weren’t true contenders These Eagles fans and fake sharps who lost every pick this weekend and got lucky on the Seahawks are hilarious

NBA Timbs ML - Best team in the league with or without Ant Wizards +2 - Free against the stinky Hornets Hawks +4.5 - Grudge match goes to Atlanta Jazz -1 - Will continue to fade flukey Memphis

NFL Week 7 Sunday Night Football Chiefs +3 Chiefs ML +121 The best running back in football against his struggling former team he gifted a Super Bowl? Sign me up Sam Darnold can’t handle the heat in the moment without Kenneth Walker at his side 20-7-1 (74%) last 28 football plays

NFL 4pm Lions -3.5 - Lions lead the NFL in sacks and gonna eat Jordan Love alive Rams -3 - Raiders can’t stop the run and we got Corum and Kyren competing against each other Nice when you get to take the better teams

NFL 1PM Texans -9.5 - It hurts to say but Stroud might be back throwing to his La Maison du Chocolat - JJ McCarthy wins everywhere he goes but he hasn’t faced a D like this since Ann Arbor summers - John ain’t Jim Panthers -3 - Nothing better than hating watching this garbage Tampa Bucs team - Coker and Tet wr duo might ruin my Zay and Jakobi agendas 49ers -2.5 - If someone tells you Purdy throwing to plumbers is going to lose today they’re just greedy Browns -2.5 - Too many Under Armour leaks saying Cam Ward is trash and should get dropped before that bum Spieth

NBA Raptors ML - As the biggest Timbs guy on here I assure you we want no smoke from the Raptors tonight 76ers -1.5 - Survive and advance for LeBron and the Avengers Kings +4 - Ty Jerome this Ty Jerome that it’s still Ty Jerome - buddy lucked out March Madness 2019

Paris Week 7 Steelers -3 Line is off… Saints getting their backs blown out in French

SWEEP with a push because Josh Hoover couldn’t throw a beach ball in a swimming pool 17-3-1 (85%) last 21 football plays

Locker room Leukemia

Football plays move to 14-3-1 (82%) last 17 More winners below:; lock tf in

NBA Pelicans +11 - Nuggets look like they spent all offseason in Europe Wizards +1.5 - NBA needs relegation so we can finally be done with the Chicago Bulls Hawks -1 - Lowkey the best team in the NBA; gotta keep taking them until they stop winning

Fading Volk

Babe get ready it’s finally Jakobi Lane day tomorrow

College Football Week 8 Indiana -7 - Michigan is dead against Cignetti’s run d Minnesota +7.5 - Sometimes people forget this is supposed to be a rivalry game South Carolina ML - LaNorris making case for QB1 Virginia Tech +3 - Time for Dabo to hang it up Syracuse +9.5 - Sell high on Belichick against Cuse’s electric offense Texas -3 - Arch beat Ohio State in Austin right?