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🚨 Guide announcement:
The 2026 NFL Midseason Betting Guide will be released next Tuesday, November 3rd.
Many (MANY!) of you that bought the preseason guide were interested in some kind of content during the season. So next week, I will update the whole thing! (cont...)
One kid in our group of 30 tonight kept yelling at me that they got juked by 8 houses. Juked. Just put me in the retirement home now.
Happy Halloween! (And also college football saturday or something)
DM if you want in on the guide, out Tuesday!
To modify the Chapelle Show bit…
It’s not OKC. It’s just a regular ass team.
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Who does the pace favor right now?
Paul Reed “ I don’t know what that means but I’m just gonna say it favors us.”
Celtics can't play the Bulls anymore man. Just cancel the rest if there are any. This is a waste of a couple hours.
Reminder guide out Tuesday!
There will not be a chapter on going for 2 down by 14 when you score a touchdown
Everyone yelling at each other about the "go for 2 if you score down 14" thing, but I don't really see a lot of people mentioning that kicking the XP there is more dicey for CAR because the Panthers kicker is a disaster who has missed like 5-6 of them already this season?
Reminder, guide out next week!
Congrats to everyone who had the Brewers, and everyone who had Contreras. I heard from many of you!
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A weird niche feeling I’ll never forget after the Royals won in ‘15, a team that reminds me a lot of this Brewers team, is the odd sense of sadness that follows once you realize the month and a half of magic you experienced every day abruptly comes to an end. You literally don’t know what to do with yourself. It’s truly a one-of-a-kind experience. 💙
What a fun team to watch this fall. Sad it’s over, as a baseball fan.
OK, seen plenty of debate on this among my friends.
Do you think Ashby is available to pitch at least 1 inning tonight?
78%Yes, all hands, etc.
22%No
207 votes • Final resultsReminder that I announced this new project yesterday!
Should be great, only about a billion different markets with fun stuff going on right now
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Baseball has things called "ghost runners" but they don't appear in October, even though it's the spookiest of all months
