I'm here to talk about video games and talk smack to game journos. Former semi-pro drummer/photographer/comedian. 89% of what I post are jokes.
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Making a (semi) perma-pinned post for the podcast, if you care to listen to a show hosted by a couple of dorks (don't deny it, @TheJoStizzy) about video games and the business thereof:
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Bioware is dead! (long live bioware) Mass Effect Universe is canceled! Ubisoft closes another studio and Control Resonant is only okay.
All that and even more on this episode of The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast:
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Just worked in my yard from 10 this morning until 4 this afternoon.
Uprooted a shrub that had been in the ground for almost 10 years.
Shoveled all the decaying mulch into bags and laid down a new layer in a different color.
Pulled up weeds, sanitized my garbage can, cleaned my front porch with bleach water.
I think I’ll die now.
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Just Don't. #StarfieldRP
Terrormorphs Fear Her Too!
Lola and the Half-Crazed Suicidal Norsemen invite you to gather around the campfire for a tale of one pissed off lady in this punk-ska/country song about the most terrifying thing in the galaxy!
It's a Halloween blast to wrap up the Club LTD Halloween Special with a bang. Performed live at the New Atlantis Gal Bank Amphitheater.
Available now on AethrMusic!
🎃🎃Happy Halloween! Have fun, be loud, and be safe!🎃🎃
Club LTD Records | Independent. Loud. Alive.
#NewMusic #HybridMusic
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#Starfield
“Out here on an undisclosed planet just taking Cutie Pie for a walk! Wish you were here… or not—Haha!”
I hit ‘broadcast’ on the slate, toss it out the open door, slam it, and grip the steering wheel.
“You ready?”
Sloan smirks, “Punch it!”
What "benefit" does one actually get from cheating like this?
You are not a "pro," you are not getting paid for it.
It must ONLY be to piss people off.
i can respect that
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Opinion: the creative team at Bioware can make all of the promises in the world, but there's been no evidence of their ability to actually create anything meaningful in years.
A fancy CG trailer and a few music tracks are not a finished game.
Because fucksticks like YOU, jezza, have been shitting on XBOX for years, so they don't even bother sending review keys to journos anymore.
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Can anyone answer this:
Why are the most considerate, considered the least?
Why are the most thoughtful, thought of the least?
Why are the most caring, cared about the least?
Why are the most generous, shown the least generosity?
Why are the most passionate, treated with the most indifference?
Guess what? Your favorite game streamer doesn't actually care about video games.
They care about subscriptions and superchats.
On tomorrow's (!) episode of The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast:
Bioware is dead! Was it self-inflicted or murder? How much blame should Dragon Age: The Veilguard take? What can fans do moving forward?
Plus, EA isn't the only company closing studios (it's Ubisoft again).
Bioware is dead! (long live bioware) Mass Effect Universe is canceled! Ubisoft closes another studio and Control Resonant is only okay.
All that and even more on this episode of The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast:
rss.com/podcasts/theinternet…
Please play more Japanese/Chinese/Korean games.
