Quotable Chaos

"You think you're having a wonderful Christmastime, wait till I get my hands on you..."

"I am already sick of this music. How long must we suffer until this 'holiday' season is over?" #HateToAgreeWithYou #But

"Those weren't fireworks. This is not a confession."

"And you flipped a car? Honestly, I can't take you anywhere."

"What video evidence? ...Oh, look at that, it WAS me. I suppose I lied. Shocking."

"I see. A real shark shows up in the pool, and you all immediately look to me. This is profiling, you realize. I won't stand for it."

"Well. He got better." (Re: Coulson) #ImSureThatMakesItOkay #Totally

"I could have ruled them, but no, they wanted the freedom to choose. I do hope they at least choose wisely."

"Prancer? Mortal, please. Clearly I am Vixen." #NotTouchingThatOne

"REINDEER OR GOD, STARK, I SWEAR BY ODIN'S EYEPATCH I WILL BITE YOU NEXT!"

"Yes, I bit him. I'm not sorry. I told him, any reindeer EXCEPT that one." #Touchy #LeastHesHimselfAgain #ThatHelmetThough

..... #HeHasBells #Jingling #ICant

Can't tweet anything from Loki at the moment, on account of him being a reindeer. #IDareSomeoneToRideHim

"Times Square is empty. I'm afraid I can no longer resist temptation. I will be back." #Great

"On a scale of one to Chitauri invasion, I find this disaster unimpressive." #HeJustWentThere #NotEvenCallingHimOnIt

"Pranksters and mischief-makers, disguise and deception, celebration of all things shunned and unholy - why, it's all but MADE for me."

"I'll eat as much of this as I like, thank you very much. Whose holiday do you think this is?"

"They will mock you at their own peril. I have a whip." #HeIsSeriousAboutThisCatwomanThing

"Catwoman appears to be a mentally unstable feline-themed leather fetishist who runs around hitting men with a whip. Oh, I like this."

... #WhyAreWeTalkingAboutNipples