By the law of averages, I probably don't and/or will never like most of you. I like some of you, don't get me wrong, but most of you are a skidmark on society.
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Its not often you get to feel moments of pure fucking unadulterated joy in your life, when you forget about everything and just live in the moment.
Yeah, people who don't understand why other people like football. This is why we do. #SWFC
Mate, the cast of The Inbetweeners were basically middle aged men playing 17 year olds.
Believe in yourself. Shave off that raggety facial and back/shoulder hair and I would pound that rump like an infuriated Butcher.
Just a reminder that Ben Thatcher only got a yellow card for this.
Next time you say that referees have got worse over the years 😂
youtu.be/anAAJ2fba6E?si=Z5Mi…
Tom retweeted
There are certain litmus tests for how much football fans are blindly prepared to act as footsoldiers and cheerleaders for everything their clubs do. This is one.
As a kid, Shooting Stars would make me cry laughing. I remember when Belinda Carlisle was on & Vic asked her where she was from, she said "California" & Vic replied in a bad American accent "Yeah... Cowboy Town"
It's so stupid but I remember that one moment 30+ years later.
Absolutely love this. Class.
The upside is nobody is going to nick your towel either, because they won't know what the hell Sheffield Wednesday or the reason for it being there are.
Wouldn’t be on holiday without the obligatory well travelled #swfc beach towel shot. “Juno” where I am 🤔
Tom retweeted
"mom shoots daughter, here's her ass"
"Everything was great, you were attentive hosts, the breakfast was delicious, we slept really well, it was a comfy and welcoming environment, but we found some dust on top of the cupboard, so we are underpaying you by 30 quid"
The desperation to win a wooden plaque.
#FourInABed