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Laura. There has to be more.

Joined July 2018
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It's your semi-regular reminder to read Fantastic Four by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, and then talk to me about it. Please.
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Theyre arguing about whether the Cregger film is 'Resident Evil enough' again I can't fucking TAKE IT ANYMORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If anything, if he really wanted to make it game accurate, Cregger should have set the movie in 2028
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The convenient thing with Elizabeth Montgomery is that we can find pics of her doing Sue Storm impressions on Google.
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Watch out for the shaq attack! #TheSimpsons
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Leave it to MCU fans to see what is pretty easily the best X-men casting news so far and immediately start getting racist about it
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"May 16th 1998 I heard a researcher who tried to escape from this mansion was shot last night. My entire body feels burning and itchy at night. When I was scratching the swelling on my arms, a lump of rotten flesh dropped off. What the hell is happening to me?"
this scene is still absolutely heartbreaking to me not only because you can see how tired and in pain he was, but because he STILL kept pushing himself to move forward anyway in order to get to the top floor to deliver that package...umbrella when i see your ass I SWEAR
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I don鈥檛 view Chris in Primetime as being irl Chris Hansen or Robert Pattinson but as a secret third thing
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Dr Doom lookin kinda fruity here
the wall of fucking garbage
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This is literally the ending of Primetime
SHOCKING: Chris Hansen is startled by an apparition mid sting!
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Ghostbusters 2016 is unquestionably responsible for my most creative period, resulting in a full 20 page comic script and pitch doc.
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Only real GB16-heads like me know that the theatrical cut straight up removes the scene where Erin (Wiig) talks about her entire foundation as a character and why she and Abby (McCarthy) are doing all this.
The LB reviews for this are an interesting time capsule. Men qualifying their negative reviews with an opening paragraph assuring the reader they're not sexist jerks. Women reflexively 5-starring it and YAAAS KWEEN'ing Kate McKinnon. The most 2016 reviews section ever.
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The intended main scare here has to be the spooky doppelganger scurrying into the corner, but everything about this does kinda validate the worst readings of Obsession.
Director Curry Barker (Obsession) released his new horror short film Mama Bear on YouTube today.
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The spooky corner guy is also essentially the same idea as the first nighttime sequence in Obsession, so I don't know, I don't wanna say he's a one trick pony but he's sure doing that trick again.
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I really like how unclear it is if the zombie ball is chasing Bryan specifically or is after the medical bag
ok i just HAD to show the sequence where "alley" starts playing in the background as bryan starts running away from the monster because that part of the soundtrack is SO upbeat and yet so tense during this scene
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Alas, had a decent run and made it to the greenhouse key to the first time. Died on my way back to the main hall, but there's no way I was going to survive the boss fight with the resources I had on me.
Doing some attempts on Ethan Must Die tonight, lets see how that goes.
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Can pretty reliably get to the engine room in the basement. Furthest I've ever gotten so far is an absolute god run where I almost reached the dining room but whiffed it.
Doing some attempts on Ethan Must Die tonight, lets see how that goes.
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Doing some attempts on Ethan Must Die tonight, lets see how that goes.
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Never understood the strange affinity that some audiences have with the first PWSA film but man this whole sequence is perfect.
An all-time horror movie moment. Milla Jovovich's RESIDENT EVIL now on Netflix.
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THE ????? PROTAGS #ResidentEvil #REBHFun
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