“Little kid, big bowl, big spoon.”

Hell
Joined January 2021
“This is your little brother. And he’s only a baby. And we don’t know who he is yet, or who he’s going to be. And that is a wonderful thing.”
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First Stop: International version of The Shining, which is a hair under two hours. I’m only sampling tonight, might not watch the whole thing yet.
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Today’s lessons: patience is a form of grace, and the USPS is a heroic enterprise, and the one pure gem in the Constitution.
Replying to @PerryPerihelion
I feel like a huge asshole about it, tbh. For all of the bitching I did on here, I was incapable of focusing on anything else irl, ranting and raving like an idiot over nothing. Like I was six years old! And you have genuine cause to be frustrated!
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Highly recommend this book. It’s well-written, well-observed, and quite funny. (Introduction by Harlan Ellison, who would never praise bullshit, especially for a friend.)
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Invention of hormonal birth control allowed women to actually plan when and if to get pregnant and no other advancement in women’s rights has been as impactful as that
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SECONDS after I posted this the guy showed up. Humility is the way of grace.
Replying to @jerrjuana @USPS
Look, do I feel betrayed by my government tonight? Sure. Does this test my patriotism? Absolutely. But I can’t help but want that mailman to finally get off work and go home safe to his wife and kids, because that’s fundamentally more important than my childish impatience.
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Mail carrier finally showed up. Got a couple of political mailers. No Kubrick set. Still “out for delivery.” Oh well. I’ll probably get killed in a car accident tomorrow and never get to say goodbye to the people I love.
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This unfathomably stupid.
PROJECT HAIL MARY author Andy Weir has an idea for a STAR WARS and STAR TREK crossover. “In my mind, I call it 'Star Star’…The idea is that the Genesis device going off at the end of 'The Wrath of Khan' rips a hole in the fabric of reality. And so did, too, the Death Star exploding in 'A New Hope.' It becomes the Yavin/Mutara wormhole. Then I imagine the Enterprise goes there, and so from that point forward, the stories diverge from canon…When the Enterprise goes to the 'Star Wars' universe, Spock [Leonard Nimoy] is dead, because it's the end of 'The Wrath of Khan,' but then Spock becomes a Force ghost. And Sulu [George Takei] has inherent Jedi abilities which manifest once he goes there."  (Source: inverse.com/entertainment/an…)
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Dude, Trump can get away with that gay shit. You can’t.
JD Vance: Ryan Zinke complemented my beautiful blue eyes earlier today. I was very excited about that. We're self-confident men in the Trump-Vance administration. The president has been noticing a lot about the physiques of everybody lately
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Not hard to see why he didn’t care for the Shat.
Farewell to “umm the gentleman who plays Chekov…..” RIP Walter Koenig.
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Tracking still says 7:55, but I have given up hope. Hope you’re fuckin’ happy, Camus!
Kubrick set arriving today. Out for delivery. God is good.
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They sure do, JD.
JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"
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ZimBOO Jones, Keeper of the Plumes retweeted
Happy National Pumpkin Day! 🎃
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Still no Kubrick set. Betting it shows up tomorrow, but I refuse to blame the mail carrier.
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Kubrick set arriving today. Out for delivery. God is good.
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Big ears, bigger heart.
Happy 1st Birthday to Teddy the serval!
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The shit I do may not be good, but I have fun doing it, and it gives me a better appreciation for the great artists who inspire me.
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