Loomio

This account has the old @loomio twitter handle name. Follow @loomio instead

love you all

googl.adultgalls.com/bessie It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/jeffre… If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.

I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. shorturl.xaijo.com/alfreda

googl.adultgalls.com/steven Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? bitly.xaijo.com/paige

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/madge Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/harrie… "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

shorturl.xaijo.com/stanley I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

What do you do with your gum when there isn't a trash can/little kid's hair to throw it in? tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/joan

I hate three things in this world: math shorturl.xaijo.com/eddie

Still good at casually flexing my bicep the second before a girl touches it. bitly.xaijo.com/jimmie

According to museum portraits, everyone in the 18th century looked like a giant chubby baby. shorturl.xaijo.com/lance

If you like drunk girls in really high heels, you may also be attracted to newborn ponies. bitly.xaijo.com/reba