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Royal Navy vet x2, Journalism grad & former expat ESL Teacher. I don’t do lefties or stupid people. Middlesbrough FC 🥺🇸🇪🇸🇪

Middlesbrough, England
Joined October 2022
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Strange happenings on Marton Rd. Last night there was a woman pushing three wheelie bins around . This morning I witnessed a lady wear nothing but a towel walking down towards the Highfield. Roseberry Park must have left the door unlocked.
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Oh man…
Sad news RIP Patrick Stewart 🙏✨️💔
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There’s a guy opening the batting for Australia who’s from Middlesbrough!
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As if pubs weren’t already on their arses…
🚨 NEW: John Healey is set to add 2p to the cost of a pint by increasing the alcohol duty tax
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surgery done. Suspicious thing, took off my face. Hopefully tests come back fine. Think I’ll be growing a moustache to hide the scar.
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I get the Bolton coach’s logic last night…Boro look shaky at the back and concede silly goals. However, constantly leaving just two centre halves against our forwards was insane. 5-1 actually flattered Bolton.
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That was sheer filth! Performances like that need a X rating.
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5,100 Middlesbrough fans at Bolton tonight. A phenomenal backing. 👏
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Well that was about the best 1st half I’ve seen in years till we let Bolton score.
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I dare you to watch ‘good morning Vietnam’ now and not want to punch the fuck out of Robin William’s character. Like watching a migraine.
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I was one of those people who tuned to ‘GhostWatch’ after it started and shat myself for about 30 mins till I realised it was a drama. I’d been on a Halloween ghost walk up at Castle Eden beforehand which probably didn’t help my mindset.
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Harry Brook! What did I miss? Forgot it was on.
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Border Force raid in progress at a dodgy vape store next to Chipchase chippy. It was like watching The Wire.
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Happy Trafalgar day. That’s me btw
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Salt and pepper chicken balls for lunch. I’ll save the cock for later. You see what I did there??
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fines for using speakers on phones will fix this mess…
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#OnThisDay 221 yrs ago in 1805 @RoyalNavy was successful in defeating the Franco-Spanish Fleet at #Trafalgar confirming British superiority of the seas. Lord Nelson died before the end, having done his duty, handing over Command to another great commander Admiral Collingwood.
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Some familiar faces with a special message on our 150th birthday...🎊❤️
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