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@LordChop5

| CoNTeNt cReAtOR | BYU super fan | Warriors insider | CHEAPIE

Joined July 2013
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Let’s start a cheapie podcast! I can edit it just need some fellow cheapies to bring positive vibes onto the show
Replying to @Billyhottakes
@Billyhottakes what’s the deal with rabbit? Why should I eat it?
My bitch mom: “Parker you need to get a job and stop playing Xbox you’re 21 and still read at a 7th grade level” Me:
Replying to @lilsasquatch66
@lilsasquatch66 I’ll start a podcast with you but I have one condition. We have dead celebrities on as guest. Deal?
Crazy Saturday. Try to guess the meaning behind my playlist!
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Replying to @PFTCommenter
@PFTCommenter it’s Saturday night and you walk into a bar. What song do you want to be playing?
Cheapie Saturday. Let’s have a positive day
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SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) profile pictureSportsCenter
@SportsCenter27 Feb 2021
LeBron responded after Zlatan Ibrahimovic criticized him for his activism. “I’m kind of the wrong guy to actually go at because I do my homework.”
Friday fit looking 🔥
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Just frickin iced myself lol.. #friday #drunk #lolz 💯💯💯💯
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Replying to @BarstoolYak
@BarstoolYak keep @lilsasquatch66 or else I quit
A tweet that should have gotten more love
parker w (@LordChop5) profile pictureparker w@LordChop528 Aug 2020
People told me to chase my dreams... Love island szn 2!
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This split gives me fear boners
OOPZ 🍄 (@oopzallberryz) profile pictureOOPZ 🍄@oopzallberryz25 Feb 2021
If you from the Bay Area , you know the stress factor of this split
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Sad seeing my idols age and fade away. @BarstoolBigCat is flat out old
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I need a BJ :(
corinna kopf (@CorinnaKopf) profile picturecorinna kopf
@CorinnaKopf25 Feb 2021
i need a boyfriend :(
B12 is a great way to get you’re day going. High energy booster
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If any school is looking to offer me a spot on there Esports team I will gladly take it
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Saw on sport center they had a segment “dopest thing you’ve ever done”. Well in high school I once had 8 1/2 beers and got a hand job after. Safe to say that is pretty DOPE
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Animators need to stop making nightmare fuel
Barstool Movies (@BarstoolMovies_) profile pictureBarstool Movies
@BarstoolMovies_24 Feb 2021
First look at the 'Rugrats' animated series set to hit Paramount+ in 2021.
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People have seen you suck a.... a wiener. I haven’t but people have.
Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) profile pictureKim Kardashian
@KimKardashian16 Feb 2021
I’m really shy
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