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guys really funny gan 😂🤣
you book a massage therapist, you ask for happy ending and she charges you extra, same babe goes to your guy for massage another time and gives him happy ending too.
babe came to your house to do home service for pedicure. you guys start vibing one thing led to the other and she tells you “i don’t normally do this, i just love our vibe and i really find you attractive”(you are the 9th guy she’s telling that this month btw). you give her more than what she charges asper she let you hit and you are happy your format worked.
you saw a random babe at the club, you walk up to her and compliment her and she compliments you back. you guys go to your section to vibe all night and you even collect bundles for her. you suggest she follows you back home to your place and she says “i hope i’m safe with you, i don’t normally do this but i love how we vibed and i find you really attractive that’s why. okay, let me quickly tell my friends i won’t be going back with them”
let’s not even talk about private chef before that one went mainstream or male wears & perfume home delivery 🤣
i know you don’t patronize prostitutes, you are just the most attractive guy ever that has OT and babes can’t resist. 🙈
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Congratulations my brother on the birth of your second daughter
God bless your family ❤️ @victorosimhen9
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Al Nassr have 11 games left before the year ends. Can Cristiano Ronaldo score 15 goals in 11 games? I need it for my final-year project.
The project has everything to do with the fact that they don't resume until Feb 8, 2027, and Cristiano's birthday is Feb 5.
We need to witness that 1000-goal achievement before then. We need to celebrate our 42nd birthday in GRAND STYLE! 😌❤️🐐
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“The winner of the 2027 presidential election is PETER O…”
I go first find one babe give belle coz I know say life no go hard again
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Taylor Jasmine, watching you leave for the USA today broke my heart in ways words can’t explain. 🥺❤️🩹 Having you here with me in Nigeria made me so happy, and now the distance feels so heavy. I wish I could hold you a little longer. You may be far from my eyes, but you’ll never be far from my heart. Until I hold you again, my love. 💔
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🏆 @Cristiano has won the @BallondOr Of All Time award for his iconic 2008.
Legendary 🐐



















