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The Warrior of the Wasteland; plate lunches, divorces, tattoos. windmill tilting, alligator castration and light truck repair. The Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-Ah

Joined October 2022
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Screw Outlook. I'm going back to using INTER-DEPARTMENTAL MAIL.
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Our entire economy is riding on men who think the stripper is in love with them
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Haha Hilarious πŸ˜‚
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Now that’s truly terrifyingπŸ˜°πŸŽƒ
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Mine are grey
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πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ AM I LYING???
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With long shigella on the rise amongst our comrades, antifa will be supplying all of our members with plastic pants. These are mandatory at all events moving forward! Thank you for your compliance and trust the science!
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Let's see how fellow saars are doing after US announces crackdown on H-1B program.
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🚨☣️BREAKING: Plague outbreak expands, Russia BSL-3 lab accident - FIVE hospitals now quarantined🚨☣️ The plague outbreak in Siberia, Russia has expanded w/5 hospitals now under QUARANTINE: Irkutsk Hospitals No. 1, No.3, No.10, Ivano-Matreninskaya Children's Hospital, and an unnamed maternity hospital (Lyudi Baikala news, Moscow Times). Quarantine is NOT voluntary. Even in the U.S., quarantine is among the most extraordinary measures gov't can impose on American citizens who haven't been convicted, or even accused, of committing a crime. Quarantine means being forcibly confined and medically examined by law. U.S. quarantine can be imposed on anyone infected by a legally quarantinable disease listed below (this can change). One should assume Russia's quarantine protocols are even more severe. As of 2026, under Executive Order 14047, legally quarantinable diseases in the U.S. are: β–  Plague β–  Smallpox β–  Viral hemorrhagic fevers β–  Cholera β–  Diphtheria β–  Yellow fever β–  Infectious tuberculosis β–  Severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) β–  Flu that can cause a pandemic β–  Measles Photo: Russia’s RKhBZ defense troops perform nuclear, biological, and chemical defense training (w/permission from the Ministry of Defence of the Russian Federation) β€” from BIOLOGICAL WAR: A SCENARIO by Annie Jacobsen (Dutton, 2026).
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"You need to go to the Dr. and get that checked out... that kitty cat smells so bad" 🀣🀣🀣
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Staying calm and collected so the cop doesn't think I'm drunk
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Anyone else getting REALLY sick of nonstop hearings and not seeing ONE SINGLE ARREST?!?
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