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A month ago we launched $www that ran to millions
We've been building something new behind the scenes
Welcome to $HTTPS
The idea is simple: give an AI agent a browser and a job to do, whether that's researching a topic or finding useful information.
worldwidehttps.live/
introducing amoebastrain.xyz
@parasitedotfun introduced the idea of tokens feeding on other tokens, where activity in one coin could become fuel for another.
i've spent the last few days working on a new class of mutating tokens called “amoebas.”
an amoeba changes dynamically based on how much it trades, how much food it accumulates, its metabolism, and how it performs against the rest of the population.
every trade generates food, and once enough food builds up the amoeba divides.
the full lifecycle looks like:
trade → food → divide → grow + feed → fight → engulf
growth uses part of that food to buy the amoeba on its own curve and distribute the tokens from that buy to holders, while feed sends SOL directly to holders.
every hour, similarly sized amoebas enter a feeding frenzy. the one with more volume wins and takes food from the loser.
if activity disappears, the amoeba can form a cyst and move its remaining food into agar. one new buy wakes it and sends it back into the cycle.
they eat, grow, divide, fight, feed holders, engulf weaker tokens, go dormant, and wake back up based on what happens after launch.
Automated market-making infrastructure.
Introducing snowballv2.tech, a new iteration of the “snowball” concept that routes 100% of creator fees through an automated market-making program.
Every token is minted directly on the Pumpfun bonding curve. At creation, choose what percentage of creator rewards goes toward buyback + burn and what percentage goes toward permanent liquidity.
From there, fees move through a two-way tunnel.
The buyback side claims accumulated fees, purchases the token on the open market, and permanently burns everything acquired.
The liquidity side accumulates until graduation, then pairs its allocation into the PumpSwap pool and burns the LP position so that liquidity cannot be withdrawn.
Snowball introduced tokens that market-make themselves. v2 turns that concept into programmable infrastructure for launches with automated buybacks, burns, and permanent liquidity.
Launch a snowball: snowballv2.tech/launch
One of the biggest issues with launchpads today is thin liquidity. A token can generate significant volume while the liquidity supporting it remains largely unchanged.
Introducing programmaticliquidity.fun, a new liquidity primitive for
@pumpfun
tokens.
When you launch a token, you choose the asset it will trade against. That pairing is fixed at launch, and the creator fees your token generates are automatically used to build liquidity for that market.
Creator fees flow through a continuous liquidity cycle. Once enough fees have accrued, they are claimed, execution costs are covered, and the remaining capital is split 50 / 50.
- 50% buys the launched token.
- 50% buys the paired asset.
Both swaps execute through Jupiter on the open market, and the assets received are deposited together into the same Raydium liquidity pool.
This creates a continuous liquidity cycle. Trading generates creator fees, creator fees acquire both sides of the pair, and both assets are returned to the same pool as persistent liquidity.
The more the token trades, the deeper its liquidity becomes.
programmaticliquidity.fun
THE CREATOR OF BITCOIN ACTUALLY MADE A SECOND COIN, AND IT'S CALLED RAPE COIN!!
It literally has a copyright by the Bitcoin Developers, this could actually be a GIGA NARRATIVE
Fees to github + BTC rewards
github.com/rapecoin/rapecoin
img from github:
github.com/rapecoin/rapecoin…
THE CREATOR OF OCTO (500k) DROPPED A NEW PROJECT.
Octo developer RGK dropped a new PumpFun cat agent that helps you scanning tokens.
He describes it as first step to financial AGI:
"I used to think filtering memecoins meant 10 tabs, 3 scanners and a gut feeling at 3am.
turns out you just need a pipeline and a cat with zero patience:
→ SCAN pulls every new pair: dev wallet, holders, bundle %, LP, mint, socials, X velocity
→ ASK stacks 7 questions against one state (rug_risk, hype, holders, dev_trust, bundle, copycat, action), one shot, no retries
→ CAT decides. no generation, ~184ms, tokens out literally zero
→ GATE at 0.85. below = the cat swipes it off the table. above = it passes
→ ACT runs in code: 0.5 SOL, tp ladder, stop at -35%, dev blacklist synced"
RGK is followed by all the big AI accounts and his last coin ran 500k and he got onboarded + endorsed.
100% of the fees to his Github:
github.com/rgkdegen
79% OF PUMPFUN TOKENS DIE ON DAY ONE. MY CAT KNOCKS THEM OFF THE TABLE BEFORE I CAN APE
meet CATMINAL — a black cat with a headset that runs my pump.fun terminal
I used to think filtering memecoins meant 10 tabs, 3 scanners and a gut feeling at 3am.
turns out you just need a pipeline and a cat with zero patience:
→ SCAN pulls every new pair: dev wallet, holders, bundle %, LP, mint, socials, X velocity
→ ASK stacks 7 questions against one state (rug_risk, hype, holders, dev_trust, bundle, copycat, action), one shot, no retries
→ CAT decides. no generation, ~184ms, tokens out literally zero
→ GATE at 0.85. below = the cat swipes it off the table. above = it passes
→ ACT runs in code: 0.5 SOL, tp ladder, stop at -35%, dev blacklist synced
this run:
14,382 scanned
79% knocked off the table
3 apes · 0 rugs held
+4.82 SOL
bundled? swiped.
dev holds 34%? swiped.
LP unlocked? "lol no."
the trick isn't a smarter model.
it's giving the cat one job: say no fast.
9 lives. one life max per trade.
=^.^=
A MEME predicted this from 9 YEARS AGO?
A user on reddit 9 YEARS AGO posted how a banana would be a better investment then the Tesla Roadster.
LITERALLY 9 years ago saying it will flip?
reddit.com/r/MemeEconomy/com… xitter.cf/terrythedevv/status/21…
A MEME predicted this from 9 YEARS AGO?
A user on reddit 9 YEARS AGO posted how a banana would be a better investment then the Tesla Roadster.
LITERALLY 9 years ago saying it will flip?
reddit.com/r/MemeEconomy/com…
Introducing pumpca.fun, the first automated callout agent on
@pumpfun
.
Pumpfun recently introduced Callout Rewards. Trading volume generated from a callout is attributed back to the caller, and daily rewards are distributed based on that attributed volume and caller ranking.
$PCA is the first autonomous agent making its own Pumpfun callouts and earning directly from the volume those calls generate.
The agent evaluates tokens across Pumpfun, decides which ones are worth calling, and submits those callouts directly through the platform. Each call becomes part of the same public history as every other caller, including entry market cap, subsequent performance, attributed volume, and leaderboard results.
Helius handles the on-chain side of the system, giving the agent the infrastructure to track activity, manage its wallet, and keep the execution layer tied directly to Solana.
Track callouts:
pumpca.fun/agent
Agent wallet:
solscan.io/account/8CeAfjjG6…
Pump profile: pump.fun/profile/extremeshar…
