Lousy RA

"Oh yeah, uhh I just thought you were gonna clean it" 😯😳😤😡😒😩😭😪😅😂 #StuffResidentsSay

Dishing out improper checkout fees like a BOSS #RAswag

Resident name quiz today... Yeah 😬

Look, I'm a football fan, but you are STILL yelling 5 commercials after that fumble

Yeah so "Super Bowl party" seemed like a great program idea, until everyone started screaming for teams they don't actually support.

"The day we can all talk about poop together is the day we truly become a close-knit staff, and a family." #quotesfromRAtraining

"When they get up in the morning, girls wanna thrive. Guys just wanna survive." #quotesfromRAtraining

When "Jay the RA" comes out on Monsters University >>> #meltsmyheart #WereNotWeirdWePromise

Does your residence hall have suited, private, or community bathrooms?

"I steal residents' phone numbers off of the roster to pretend like I know them" #quotesfromRAtraining

"Alright so this session is canceled. Make sure and get your door decs done!" #Netflix #quotesfromRAtraining

"Wait... We're not supposed to let residents borrow the RAOC keys?" #quotesfromRAtraining

"There was literally a trail of poop from his room to the bathroom" #quotesfromRAtraining

"BYOB in the lobby tonight!" #quotesfromRAtraining

"Did they really have to plan stuff during football?" #quotesfromRAtraining

Left while I was on call during the break 😁 #sorrynotsorry

being on-call for Thanksgiving break, getting that moolah #banking #RAswag

Love my job. Wanna quit. Love my job. Wanna quit. It's a day-to-day process

Whew that hashtag sucked... I apologize

Sex sounds started back up... So I yelled, "We can hear you Moaning Myrtle!" #HarRAyPotterSwag