
ALT April stands beside a distinguished gentleman in a suit-and-tie on stage. The gentleman is standing behind a podium (adorned with a golden plaque which reads "MATURE ADULT SOCIETY") and handing April a microphone. GENTLEMAN: So, what-all did you achieve this week!? APRIL: Um, well... I hadn't showered in a while so... I showered... And then I v-vacuumed... The crowd begins cheering, as camera flashes begin to go off, money is being handed to April by the rack, a man places a crown atop her head, as the gentleman exclaims "CONGRATULATIONS!" as he hands her a large certificate. April begins to cry tears of joy, her face, her stacks of money, and her new certificate illuminated by camera flashes and stage lights. The certificate reads "CERTIFICATE OF RESPONSIBILITY" "The recipient of this certificate has proven themself to be a responsible and motivated adult."





















































