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Newham, East London
Joined October 2009
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Today they’ll blame Heaven after blaming Martinez all this week , Bruno the week before and Tupac before that
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That “grown ass men” chat don’t work in boxing because anyone age can get it 🥊
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A lot of SaaS companies are shaking as we speak lmao
This new phenomenon of AI being able to efficiently decompile software and effectively make almost everything open source is going to open a nasty can of worms
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Goldfish
I know we have the term “cat-fishing”; but what is it called when you look better in person, than your pictures?
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Keep or delete...
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You gotta Klarna your way outta the hood my genna
Replying to @LunchtimeKeem3
Living life on tick lol. Such a depressing country these days
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rory is a bitch. he wasn’t on nothing
Rory responds to Queenz Flip incident (Part 2) 👇
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Replying to @Luelulo_
generational straightener
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west ham vs millwall 2009 at upton park was a movie. best punch up i’ve ever seen
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Nearly booming your ACL getting close to Sir Kobbie is crazy
Kobbie Mainoo is calm under pressure 😮‍💨 🔴 @ManUtd
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Dorgu should be filming with the Sidemen today
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How Sir Alex Ferguson changed a game by just chewing gum😭
This tweet is dedicated to Manchester United 🛑
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🚨💣 BREAKING: Carlos Baleba to Manchester United, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between clubs. Improved bid sent today after £65m package rejected and player set to join the only club he wanted. Baleba, new #MUFC player soon. 🇨🇲
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You’ll put Camp Nou on Amazon when you see Transfer fee😂😂😂
We need to save him
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Kilman with the opener! 🟣 0-1 ⚒ (10')
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£120M for Elliot Anderson
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Renting in the UK is fucking backwards. You can spend £1,200 a month paying someone else's mortgage. That's £14,400 a year going towards an asset you'll never own. But the bank won't give you an £800 a month mortgage because you “can't afford the repayments.” Apparently £1,200 a month is affordable when it goes to your landlord. But £800 a month is suddenly unaffordable when it goes towards owning the place yourself. Make it make sense.
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🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Ryanair have TROLLED Argentina after Rodri was spotted flying with the budget airline from Madrid to Liverpool. The Ballon d’Or winner and World Cup Player of the Tournament was seen casually waiting in line with the other passengers. Ryanair's response: “We only fly winners, Argentina.” Spain beat Argentina 1-0 in the World Cup final last month.
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