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Women are so hot I wish they were good people
Madison Beer via IG (2026) [via/ @ash_Kholm ]
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Send us down to the Championship. All the tourists and wasters fuck off. We can enjoy 2 Manchester derbies and might be in a title race. Hopefully they’ll sell up and fuck off then.
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Sent Tate McRae a DM asking to go on a date
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Hoes like Mia Malkova used to be ethical now we got this bullshit
Incredible scenes in Manchester tbh
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Reckon they’ll wait till intl break to sack him icl
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How bad is it that we’d probably rather the Glazers pick the next manager than the “football people”?
been reiterated to this humble hack yet again how Ratcliffe usually only listens to Wilcox (and Berrada) on ballfoot matters; obviously Glazers have say, too...
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Hey big bro
Replying to @elonmusk
Also, I’m buying Manchester United ur welcome
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Playing the moral high ground when you’re sponsored by a betting company 🤣 get fucked
Manchester United are deep in trouble. Always finding out there more lows, a new rock bottom. The worst owners in football, with fans making it clear who is really at fault. I will always choose this over the club becoming a sportswashing play thing of a nation state trying to wash its reputation of different atrocities. Every single time. The club should never ever become that. We’ve seen exactly why & what that does to a club & its fanbase. So yes, it could always be worse. At least we aren’t City.
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I thought tourists would buy up all the tickets though?
I see the East Stand £400 a seat (plus a drink at Victoria warehouse) the club touts aren’t selling very well…
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Both should’ve been shot into a sock
Omar Berrada shaking his head as Bournemouth scored their second goal, Jason Wilcox is also here.
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Michael Carrick I love you. They’ll sack you and it’s for the best son, but we know you aren’t the real problem. You were an unreal player in your time and I’ll never forget you for that. Go to the Maldives and enjoy your millions. #GlazersOut #INEOSOUT
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Shame Yoro, he’s been our best player.
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Certain tacticos on here were running Carrick’s attacking system prop dfkm
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She was thinking about you drunk at 3 AM #wifedat
She went to her ex’s place and sent me all this at 3am
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Barcelona 2009 team
D1 football player Kryptonite
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"As a lead reporter for Manchester United, I was once BANNED from any mention of the Glazers for 10 days, after calling them parasites for what they've done to a great institution." - @MelissaReddy_ (ex-Sky Sports senior reporter) Man Utd is officially a dictatorship.
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How’s that? #GlazersOut #INEOSOUT
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This is dark 😭😭
Replying to @TouchlineX @TheSun
Another loss of possession for Bruno!
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Someone at work said storm Austen is coming and I couldn’t stop thinking of Amorim
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You lot now jumping on the Bruno train can fuck off, abused us lot for years for telling you what type of player he is and how bad of a captain he is. You just keep supporting him for his g/a, he got the assist record after all!
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If we had any ambition we’d bring Keano in as interim and go all out for Enrique in the summer.
Fucking Imposters Keane Said
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