Luke Ireland

Or headbutt a pitchfork #pt

If you're a guy and drive a Fiat 500, please poke your eyeballs with a dentist tool until you see some sense. #fiatwankers

Another night out in Aberdeen? Okay then 🙊

My love for Effy has returned, started watching skins once again #babe #one day 👏

Bae watch

Newcastle tomorrow with the boys #ladsladslads #harryrippers #messy #Toon

Think the tash will be coming off after last night 🙈👨🙅

Going a bit crazy and spending £700 on a night out 😳

They should invent some form of medication for the hangover horn #Dangerous #horny #hangoverhorn

#bae #vegas 👨🙋

Not long until the fun begins 😏🙋 #vegas #harryrippers #skydiving #sandiego

Sky diving booked for Vegas @GrosRyan #Hatemyjob

Hard rock pool party yesterday in Palm Springs #wow #incrediblescenes #3to1ratio

20 coyote walking a few feet away from us last night in the desert, knives at the ready tonight then #scaryshit

Need to acquire myself some moustache wax for Vegas #pornotash

Tiesto is playing in Vegas when I'm there next month... 🙊🙊

An ice cream van comes out into the middle of the desert to sell ice cream to marines... Definitely a meth lab.