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Phallic Baldwin

@Luke_Scott90

I summon Pot of Greed to draw 3 additional cards from my deck

 Cincinnati, OH
Joined November 2011
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Redownloaded Twitter for the first time in 2 months just to say… good.
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seb (@sebirodz) profile picture
seb@sebirodz25 Jul 2025
there are sentences being created that have never been created before
kurodyne @ DQX 🐅❤️🐀 (@Kurodyne) profile picturekurodyne @ DQX 🐅❤️🐀@Kurodyne24 Jul 2025
Hulk Hogan watching the Trisha Paytas reincarnation portal close behind Ozzy
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Superman F4 F1 Rebirth
Blaze Binges (@BlazeBinges) profile pictureBlaze Binges
@BlazeBinges26 Jul 2025
Be honest... what is the best movie in July?
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3/5 stars
Joe Crann (@YesWeCrann) profile pictureJoe Crann
@YesWeCrann25 Jul 2025
Happy Gilmore 2 is exactly as it should be. Really stupid, full of throwbacks and with a ridiculous amount of cameos. Absolutely perfect sequel.
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That Rabbit Guy
@Son_ImSleep25 Jul 2025
Why would y’all upload your drivers license to an app created 45 minutes ago man 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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This cant be the same guy going around telling everyone they need to do better.
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Got banned from Planet Fitness today bc my balls fell out of my shorts and set off the Lunk Alarm 😞
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Slander is still releasing versions of Love Is Gone in 2025… aren’t you embarrassed??
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Destroying Tokyo?? What a stupid question
Kaiju (Mejiro Ardan's husband) (@kaijugamer2000) profile pictureKaiju (Mejiro Ardan's husband)@kaijugamer200024 Jul 2025
i have a question for everyone if you could spend the day as Godzilla what are you doing first?
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Blooms (@Bloomser1) profile picture
Blooms@Bloomser124 Jul 2025
Paramount axed Colbert report because Trump didn’t like it, they give $1.5 billion to South Park, who- literally the next day- go after him 10x harder than Colbert ever has. Genius.
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They should make Air Bud a chocolate lab so we can finally have a outrage cycle so stupid the discourse literally kills people
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm24 Jul 2025
First poster for ‘AIR BUD RETURNS’ In theaters Summer 2026.
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Dude that’s the focus of the video 🔥💯 rest of the crowd 😴😴😴
chief quiche (@internet_james_) profile picturechief quiche@internet_james_24 Jul 2025
Watching the Secret Dreams sets and lol
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Anonymous
@YourAnonCentral24 Jul 2025
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What am I supposed to do? What is worry about it going to do for my life besides add to my own anxiety? We’re all ants to the government might as well just work our jobs make a little money and do drugs
Being J Wood (@BeingJWood) profile pictureBeing J Wood@BeingJWood20 Jul 2025
Why aren’t more Americans concerned about the United States retreating from world leadership and isolating itself globally?
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Perc 𒉭 (@PercThaGoat) profile picture
Perc 𒉭
@PercThaGoat19 Jul 2025
racism has gone too far. I thought the internet law was that if a tutorial is by an indian dude than you know its gonna be helpful
͏ Posting Clips (@PostinClips) profile picture͏ Posting Clips
@PostinClips19 Jul 2025
>open youtube tutorial > indian accent
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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It finally hit him that his music is butt cheeks
We Rave You (@weraveyou) profile pictureWe Rave You
@weraveyou20 Jul 2025
.@anyma_eva getting emotional during his @tomorrowland mainstage performance 🥹🖤
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⛧@whimsicfilm19 Jul 2025
can we stop pretending that 3 stars on letterboxd is bad
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mr online (@Absolunar) profile picturemr online
@Absolunar20 Jul 2025
doc hit me with Anti-Goon machinery
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Mmmmmm idk about the photo op amongst the burnt wreckage… feels a little tone deaf
Charlotte de Witte (@CharlottedWitte) profile pictureCharlotte de Witte@CharlottedWitte19 Jul 2025
From the ashes, we will rise. See you today for the opening and the closing of @Tomorrowland 🐦‍🔥
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Did you have sex while listening to the Tarzan soundtrack by Phil Collins this morning?? Oh no, that was me 😎
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