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watching bryan slowly lose whatever was left of himself was so fucking sad.
And seeing what he eventually turns into....
What a way to end the movie
#ResidentEvil
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There's this friend of mine who is very nonchalant with girls after sleeping with them. Good vibes and sweet talk before. Total silence after. He visited me a few days ago and met a girl in my area. Two days later she was already at his place and he slept with her. As usual, he went silent for 3 days straight. Surprisingly, she never texted either. He got confused and reached out first. "Hey, are you good? Haven't heard from you since the last time." She said everything was cool.
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客室乗務員：「お客様、別のお席に移動していただけますか？」
私：「すみません、追加料金を払ってこの席を予約したんですが」
彼女は私の搭乗券を確認した。
客室乗務員：「申し訳ありませんが、ご協力をお願いします」
私はすでに疲れ切っていた。離陸時の不安が強いため、窓側の席を予約するのに180ドルも追加で払っていた。それなのに、彼女は私を中央の席へ移動させようとしていた。
私：「せめて理由を教えてもらえませんか？」
彼女は私の後ろ、2列先に座っている男性を見た。男性は5歳にも満たない小さな女の子を抱いていた。
客室乗務員：「あの子が怖がっていて、窓側の席でなければ落ち着かないそうなんです」
私：「それで、あの子が泣いているから、私がお金を払った席を譲らなければならないんですか？」
その会話を聞いた男性が口を開いた。
男性：「娘は初めて飛行機に乗るんです。母親も一緒にいないので、どうしても落ち着かなくて……」
女の子がかわいそうだとは思った。でも、理由も分からないまま席を譲るつもりはなかった。
すると、客室乗務員が静かに言った。
客室乗務員：「お客様、お願いがあります。あの子の搭乗券を一度見ていただけませんか？」
私は彼女から搭乗券を受け取った。
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Nothing beats the vibrant colors of a Macaw gliding over the city skyline. Absolute pure poetry in motion! 💙💛
#NatureInTheCity #Macaw #WildlifePhotography #NatureLovers
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We've been giving skincare products all the credit for years. Expensive creams, facials, collagen and all those beauty routines. But looking at the results, I'm beginning to suspect the younger boyfriend has something to do with it. Maybe the secret ingredient isn't in the bottle after all. 😅
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My roommate said the water bill was $160 every two months. Split down the middle, $80 each. I Venmoed her $80 on the 15th for almost a year.
One afternoon I was looking for a stamp and opened the junk drawer. Under the takeout menus was a folded statement. Total due: $94.
I waited until she got home. Put the paper next to my phone showing the last $80 transfer.
“Can you explain this?”
She glanced at it. “That’s probably an old one. Or a credit.”
“I checked the email. All of them are in the $90–$100 range. Every single one.”
Silence.
“Half of $94 is $47. I’ve been sending $80. That’s $33 extra every cycle. Eleven cycles is $363.”👇
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Me: “Who is the little boy in this picture?”
Darren: “What picture?”
Me: “The one I just found in your old email. He’s sitting on your lap. The message says, ‘Happy birthday to my son.’ Darren, who is he?”
My husband stopped eating. He looked at the phone in my hand, then looked away.
Darren: “I was going to tell you.”
Me: “You’ve been married to me for six years. We’ve been together for nine. When exactly were you planning to tell me?”
Darren: “His name is Noah. He’s my son.”
I felt my stomach tighten.
Me: “Your son?”
Darren: “Yes.”
Me: “How old is he?”
Darren: “Eleven.”
I stared at him.
We had been married for six years, and he had an eleven-year-old son I had never heard about.
Me: “So you had a child before you met me?”
Darren: “Yes. It happened when I was twenty-three. I was dating someone named Vanessa. We broke up before I knew she was pregnant.”
Me: “And you never thought to mention that to me?”
Darren: “I found out about….
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Detective: "Tell me what happened last night."
Me: "I've told you. We were at my apartment. We drank, took something, and I passed out."
Detective: "And you woke up next to a dead woman?"
Me: "Yes."
Detective: "With her blood on your clothes, your hands and the bedroom floor?"
Me: "I don't know how it got there."
Detective: "You expect me to believe that?"
Me: "I'm telling you the truth."
Her name was Hannah. We'd been seeing each other casually for about two months. She came over Friday night, and everything was normal at first. Music, drinks, stupid conversations. I remember her laughing in the kitchen. After that, my memory gets patchy.
Detective: "Did you argue?"
Me: "No."
Detective: "Did she ask to leave?"
Me: "Not that I remember."
Detective: "Then explain why your neighbour heard a woman screaming around two in the morning."
I stared at him.
Me: "What?"
Detective: "You heard me."
Me: "I didn't hear anything."
Detective: "Hannah was dead when paramedics arrived. We believe she died sometime overnight."
Me: "No. That's impossible. I was right there."
Detective: "That's exactly why you're here."
I asked if I could see a lawyer.
He closed his notebook.
Detective: "You should also know that, at the moment, you're our prime suspect."...
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It is a game of choice and what would you do if you’re in this kind of situation💀
This movie is really intriguing 🎬
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Il demeure l’unique président à exercer une influence aussi considérable à l’échelle mondiale. 👇🤣😂
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It's the men's world, not until Elekra Abundance gets into power and influence
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Reporter: Breaking news! Jesus, the religious figure with millions of followers, has been filmed allowing a woman with a controversial past to wash His feet with her tears and wipe them with her hair!
Host: Wait! Isn’t He the same man preaching holiness and repentance?
Reporter: Exactly! Critics are calling Him a hypocrite. The hashtag #JesusExposed is trending.
Pharisee: If this man were truly a prophet, He would know what kind of woman is touching Him!
Journalist: Jesus, people are questioning your credibility. Why would a holy man associate with a woman like her?
Jesus: They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick.
Journalist: But aren’t you worried about your reputation?
Jesus: Her sins, which are many, are forgiven; for she loved much.
Woman: Everyone knows my past. Nobody ever cared about my repentance.
Jesus: Thy faith hath saved thee; go in peace.
Host: So you’re saying her past doesn’t disqualify her from receiving mercy?
Jesus: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
Narrator: The media came looking for a scandal. Jesus turned it into a testimony of forgiveness.
Imagine Jesus walking among Gen Z today. Would we recognise the Saviour, or would we cancel Him before hearing His message?
