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Rick often refers to Morty as "my Morty" to emphasize their bond, which transcends the multiverse Meanwhile, Prime calls him "my original grandson" or "my grandson", highlighting their unique biological connection within the multiverse.
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Rickorty I believe that Rick is just as sensitive as Morty, and that he harbors the same insecurities regarding their relationship. Rick has allowed his emotions to spiral, becoming so overly attached to Morty that he views this bond as toxic. On one hand, Rick feels guilty for
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Rick wants Morty to remain a vulnerable, affection-starved child who is forever dependent on the scraps of attention he deigns to provide. Knowing that Morty is insecure and terrified of being abandoned, Rick actively exploits this fear to keep Morty firmly tethered to him.
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He deliberately stokes Morty’s jealousy, undermines his self-worth, and implies that he is easily replaceable—all to ensure that Morty fears losing him just as much as he fears losing Morty. Ultimately, Morty’s insecurity provides Rick with a sense of security.
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Personally I rl hate the whole brain waves shit, cuz it doesn’t make sense from any way. It’s as if they just threw out some pseudo-scientific-sounding reason to justify a old man grooming a teenage boy. I’d sooner believe that it’s merely a pretext to mask some deeper motive.
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For me landmines isnt the ships I dont like, is the presence of minors—like, why tf is a 14-year-old even watching this show? 😭😭😭
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Thinking abt anything but learning Japanese even though the test ain't that far
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Re-watching S9E1, it occurred to me: perhaps Rick realized that EM was paying a bit too much attention to Morty. Initially, when Rick and EM were working together secretly, as Rick was being threatened—Rick kept it a secret, fearing that Morty finding out would only cause trouble
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Rick thought: "This gay pirate has his eyes on my Morty! This is the perfect chance for me to kick his ass!"
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However, after the truth was inadvertently revealed to Morty and he insisted on tagging along, Rick noticed during the conflict that EM kept his eyes fixed on Morty. This provided the perfect opening for Rick to quietly destroy the Omega Device while EM was busy ragebait Morty at
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the restaurant. Rick had been planning this for a long time—showing EM those blueprints for the time device and waiting for a lapse in his guard—but what Rick hadn’t anticipated was that Morty himself would become the very opening he needed.
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Rick walked past the kitchen and ran into EM, who was carrying Morty. Rick: The fuck are you doing? Emmy: I’m taking Morty. Rick: Who said you could take my Morty? Put him down. Emmy: I’m not asking for your permission; I’m just informing you.
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I believe Emmy’s hair is neater than Morty’s, as he clearly puts more effort into his appearance. The two times Emmy disguised himself as Morty both occurred in the middle of a battle, when both of their hair was equally disheveled, making them difficult to tell apart.
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Lately, Morty has felt that Rick is acting a bit strange. Ever since the battle with EM—during which Morty had lost consciousness—he woke up to find himself back in his own bed. Searching for Rick in the garage, he discovered him standing motionless in the shadows. When Morty
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almost never asked Morty for help or invited him along on adventures; instead, it was EM who would ask him to hang out. Morty always sought Rick’s permission before going, and Rick would invariably agree. Morty noticed that Rick was no longer as manic as he used to be—he spent
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more time with the family—and Morty himself had gained a friend his own age. Everything seemed to be taking a turn for the better. Yet, every now and then, Morty would notice that Rick’s movements appeared jerky and unnatural...
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