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Lumpy_D

@LumpyThoughts

Twitter face of LumpyThoughts. Bacon lover, funny, random, comedian, Pastafarian Minister, and sometimes thought provoking.

Joined June 2009
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Remember way back when #Amazon deliveries used to be on time? Lately that's the exception, not the norm. Service has become crappy.
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Number of shows I've missed due to #Disney 👎 vs #YouTubeTV 👍dispute = zero
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Replying to @WGNNews
Nice work fat@$$. Police the police doing their jobs, not the criminals breaking the law. What next, an arrest tax?
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#Amazon #AmazonPrime delivery has gone to crap. Late, lost, conflicting notifications and incorrect tracking are becoming regular occurrences. VERY disappointed in their service.
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#Amazon #amazonprime apparently sucks is their new norm. Late (if at all) deliveries and drivers who can't read addresses.
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#Amazon deliveries have been crap lately. Late and/or undeliverable seems to been their new norm.
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Pokemon Black Bolt Binder (only) ebay.us/m/QZiudH #eBay via @eBay #Pokemon #blackbolt #PokemonTCG
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Check out Pansonite VR Headset 3D Glasses Virtual Reality w/ Remote Controller ebay.us/m/kgtFcr #eBay via @eBay
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Check out Pokemon Black Bolt Binder ebay.us/m/QZiudH #eBay via @eBay
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Well done!
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Replying to @libsoftiktok
May each and every person celebrating this heinous act burn in hell.
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Replying to @TheAKGuy
God bless you brother.
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Replying to @DonaldJTrumpJr
God bless you brother
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Replying to @ATT
@ATT cell service here down day 4.
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Replying to @ATT
@ATT day 3 cell down. Might be time to change.
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Day 3 of @ATT cell service is down. Can't wait to see the discounts on my next bill. Imagine, some day we'll be able to use the service. Ahh to dream...
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Replying to @ATT
@ATT Cell service here has been down since I 1st checked at 5:30 am. What are the chances we might regain service some day?
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