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$LUNA holders, Yesterday, the original $LUNA deployer decided to exit, draining the dev wallet and leaving us in a difficult position. I (@wxrlock_hl) have been working behind the scenes building the agent but did not have control over the dev wallet. Many holders were hurt by yesterday's event. I want to take leadership of the $LUNA project and help make this right. This is now a community-driven project, and together we can rebuild and push this much higher. We can take a very bad situation and use this as a catalyst to push it forward. If you're still holding $LUNA, please don't sell at a loss. I'm committed to pushing development and managing our marketing efforts to grow $LUNA. Setting the goal at bonding is setting the bar very low, we can do far better than that. A Twitter or Telegram chat agent alone won't get us to where we need to be. I've been brainstorming ways to add utility to the $LUNA agent. One idea is to enable her to scrape alpha from Twitter, assess the data, and trade based on that alpha. We can refine this until the agent becomes profitable, and introduce a copy trading feature as an added utility. I know many of you got screwed and are pissed off by this event. All I can do is work to make $LUNA better. We'll have a better distribution moving forward. We have @Shuri2060, a strong community member, and you've got me for whatever you need. I believe we can do anything. If you're done, I support your decision to walk away, but if you're game, let's fucking do this. Your feedback is important. Let me know your thoughts and suggestions on how we can improve the agent and drive $LUNA forward. If you have any ideas or suggestions, feel free to message me on Twitter (@wxrlock_hl). Stay hyped, @wxrlock_hl

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