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Nothing but jokes and VW stuff here.

Joined November 2010
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Mandela and Biko are top 2 greatest activists this country has seen, and they were actively aggressively cheating on their wives, Sacha will be fine, this little issue is just a step towards greatness
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Ben Yedder is a dead giveaway that bro doesn’t watch ball. This was his FIFA 19 career mode😭😭😭
prove me wrong then because names like ben yedder, immobile, andre silva, piatek aka gunmen, diego costa, lacazette, aubameyang, cavani, aguero, suarez, robert, werner, zlatan, higuain, quagliarella... were all better than him at the height of the striker market 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Cooked youth.
BREAKING NEWS 🚨 IN PICTURES: Four suspects arrested following the alleged robbery of an e-hailing driver in Eldorado Park, south of Johannesburg.
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Has to be rage bait 😭
prove me wrong then because names like ben yedder, immobile, andre silva, piatek aka gunmen, diego costa, lacazette, aubameyang, cavani, aguero, suarez, robert, werner, zlatan, higuain, quagliarella... were all better than him at the height of the striker market 🤷🏽‍♂️
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I could never be a drug mule. I’m ALWAYS checked at airports 😭😭😭
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Come Dine With Me: South Africa – The Celebrity Edition premieres on 18 November 2026 on BBC Lifestyle at 8pm. The following celebrities are set to take part in the celebrity edition: Alphi Mkhwanazi – TV presenter Brent Lindeque – founder of Good Things Guy Carol Tshabalala – First Lady of Sport Holly Rey – award-winning singer Jonathan Roxmouth – musical theatre star Karabo Ntshweng – radio presenter Karabo Poppy – internationally acclaimed illustrator Lasizwe – digital entertainer Lethabo ‘LeJoy’ Mathatho – broadcaster Linda Mtoba – actress Mampho Brescia – actress Mojak Lehoko – comedian Moshe Ndiki – TV personality Moonchild Sanelly – musician Nianell – singer-songwriter Olwethu Leshabane – entrepreneur and author Philicity Reeken – radio presenter Primo Baloyi – digital entertainer Tarina Patel – media personality Tumisho Masha – actor Vanes-Mari du Toit – former Proteas netball star Varushka Singh – former Mrs South Africa Yanda Woods – content creator Zandi Nhlapo – media personality
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The E63 being that price is crazy. Especially since it's not even of the same generation as the M5.
You have a budget of R2 700 000 You want fast executive sedan which one are you going for? 🤔 2025 Audi RS6 Quattro Performance 4.0L Twin-Turbo V8 engine 463kW & 850Nm of torque 🆚 2025 BMW M5 Touring 4.4L twin-turbo plug-in electric V8 engine 535 kW(combined) & 1 000Nm of torque 🆚 2023 Mercedes-AMG E-Class E63 S 4Matic+ 4.0L V8 Turbo engine 450kW & 850Nm of torque
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Lwanda retweeted
idk if its poverty speaking but i would rather stay in an old complex that has garages than a new development with nothing but those shades tsa mazenke
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Our infrastructure is falling apart right infront of our eyes. Coca-Cola is giving water tankers. Discovery is busy fixing potholes. Outsurance is busy directing traffic. We are in trouble here.
This is a 36,000 litre water tanker that’s been donated by Coca Cola to assist with the delivery of water to residents in Bronkhorstspruit and surrounding areas. We welcome the support shown by private sector stakeholders as the City and Rand Water make headway to restore water supply through the Bronkhorstspruit Water Treatment Plant. The truck will be stationed at the Bronkhorstspruit Hospital, Cultura High School and Riamar Park Shopping Complex. @CocaCola_ZA @CityTshwane
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The frontal lobe has developed finally 😭😂😂
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It's always them.
A 42-year-old South African man, Vico DuToit, has been arrested in Oklahoma, USA, where he was living on a work visa. Authorities allege he uploaded and shared child sexual abuse material via Kik after a tip to the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children. He reportedly faces multiple charges, a $500,000 bond and an immigration detainer. A court hearing is reportedly scheduled for 4 November.
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Running in Pretoria isn't ideal right now. It's so hot and the air is so dry and heavy 🙃. Today there was even a slight head wind and I got cooked.
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It’s wild how much unverified information shamelessly gets posted on this account. You actually don’t give a damn 😭
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Nasty work.
A widow has successfully challenged the allocation of R768,407 from her late husband’s R7.6 million death benefit to her mother-in-law, with the High Court finding that the Telkom Retirement Fund failed to provide sufficient evidence to justify the payout. Read on tinyurl.com/5n95cn96 #news #BenefitBattle #WidowsFight #PayoutDispute #FamilyFeud
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DROVE ALL NIGHT LONG on no sleep to catch South African refugee Arno Venter in North Olmstead, Ohio.
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Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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I don’t understand people that speed on the N2 between Durban and Port Shepstone coz alufakwa laphaya, Scottsburgh Traffic police awasipetuli sdalo
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I love stability and routine. I wouldn’t survive le mpilo yase straadini.
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