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LysaCat

@LysaCat

Reality tv spectator. I talk a lot of sh*t, but I mean well.

 California, USA
Joined October 2020
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Grace Auta
@graceauta101_22h
Men’s wandering dicks crash economies and their fragile egos start wars, but somehow women are still “too emotional” to lead. The irony is fucking hilarious.
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Shay ✨@NahNahBad15h
Whoever fixed Outlook, your moms a hoe 😭😭
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d 🦆@commieyuriNov 4
watching everyone celebrate their states becoming blue as my supposed “commie” state can’t even fucking pass a billionaire tax
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𝓐 ⭑ (@ayojoestar) profile picture
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@ayojoestarNov 4
Give Millennials the ball. We’re pushing 40 and still being told to wait our turn by people who need help opening a PDF. Move. We’ve got shit to fix.
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lew
@inlew_ofNov 4
and DONT FORGET, when the Big Ugly Bill starts in January, IT WAS NOT THE DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause yall seem to forget how start dates work
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Listen up, @TheDemocrats: NO MERCY. On day one, you start turning the screws. I better not see Chuck Schumer wearing his stupid little glasses and reading a strongly worded letter a single time. This is vendetta time. I want you to make it hurt.
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Not everyone 😩
avery✨ (@sulkybby) profile pictureavery✨@sulkybbyNov 4
california liberals just are the biggest idiots ever they literally had a "make rich people pay taxes" bill and everyone voted no like
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Jemele Hill
@jemelehillNov 4
You’re about to see some Hall of Fame snitching and Game of Thrones level maneuvering within this administration. It’s about to be every man and woman for themselves.
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DUMB BITCH you did all of that shucking and jiving for nothing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @NICKIMINAJ
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And don’t be nice bout it, either. I want bitches in handcuffs by noon.
House Democrats (@HouseDemocrats) profile pictureHouse Democrats
@HouseDemocratsNov 4
Let's get to work.
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Average California proposition DIARRHEA FOREVER? 54.3% YES ✅ 45.7% NO
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Apollo.@apollo_sun28Nov 4
Paying attention to who’s upset at work tomorrow
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jezz
@JezziiBNov 3
About 24 hours from now... Fox News is suddenly going to remember that the National Debt has ballooned to over $40 TRILLION, and they're going to expect the Democrats to fix that
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y'all better grow a fucking spine this time
House Democrats (@HouseDemocrats) profile pictureHouse Democrats
@HouseDemocratsNov 4
Let's get to work.
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Nesthot (@valleeezy) profile pictureNesthot@valleeezyNov 3
Voting in California is fun until you learn that most of the population thinks they’re closer to being billionaires than broke
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Like, genuinely wtf
Allie (@hamiltonscomma) profile pictureAllie@hamiltonscommaNov 4
CALIFORNIA WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU VOTED NO TO PROP 40????? 99% of us don’t earn enough to be affected by this!! What the fuck!!
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Why tf did California vote no on Prop 40???? Like be fr
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I voted re….. BLOCKED. I didn’t vo….. BLOCKED. My vote won’t ma…. BLOCKED. I didn’t have ti.. BLOCKED. You’re brainwashed by the gov.. BLOCKED.
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Men will swear they don't want women running their country, but go home every day to a woman running their entire lives. The hypocrisy is actually insane.
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It's crazy that the amount of money spent during election cycles could literally fix most of the fucking problems politicians campaign on.
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