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HERE COMES THE RASCAL

Florida, USA
Joined February 2014
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YALL BROKE
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Airport bartenders tonight:
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Happy 30th birthday ‘Breathe’.
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It’s somebody who tried to fly sum out tonight HURT 😂
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Imagine how fun the airport bar is right now. Fackkkkkkk
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Jensen Huang's sneaker rotation 😭 he a Fendi monster
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i'm sitting next to a couple using Claude to create their NYC vacation itinerary and the wife just said "11AM we have lunch at the Manhattan Sweetgreen"
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The Orlando afters beef is actually so entertaining
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I will send Wasteland the weekend after gaspy just to see Vieze Asbak dont test me
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"sim, encher a cara até de manhã naquela boate era fundamental pras nossas pesquisas"
While researching GTA 6, Rob Nelson stayed out in a Miami nightclub until 4am and then got up a few hours later to be driven around a racetrack with a hangover. (Source: theguardian.com/games/2026/n…)
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bouncer wouldn’t let me in the pub cause i forgot my id so i said ‘it’s ok i understand i’ll just go home all by myself….’ he sighed and let me in
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"what if nightlife started at 7pm" what if you went to the private equity owned cafe rave and asked chatgpt what to wear
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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a JBL speaker is a good guy with a JBL speaker
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No yeah I had a layover in south bend when I was 8 that’s why I’m a notre dame fan.
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Having to pee really puts things into perspective like ok none of this matters
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why do certain apps think they can pause my music you're nothing and no one
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lucia gon ask me to go on a date ima tell her i just spent the last heist money on sum rick
New ‘GRAND THEFT AUTO VI’ screenshots reveal a parody brand of Chrome Hearts.
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sorry man sometimes thats the lane i need to be in! you'll be aight!
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How do these elections affect Maccabi house
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ok too far
Lizzo music sounding good asfff tonight
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