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They fired him from his Volunteer coaching job because he was using his own money to feed his players and to get them Uber rides to get them home safely.
And then he walked his ass right into an NFL Job.
King. Legend.
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Haley Joel Osment should win an Emmy for his portrayal of JD Vance trying to buy a donut
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if you dislike salt and vinegar chips it means you lack courage and strength of character
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Arizona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona founder Don Vultaggio tells TODAY why they are not raising their prices from 99-cents: “We’re successful. We’re debt-free. We own everything. Why?”
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Me: why isn’t my buttoned sweater purchase going through
Cashier: you have to swipe your Cardagain
Me: hehe
Cashier: hehe
Me: hehe
Cashier [desparate to steal my identity]: but really
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luckily if you switch from video games to microsoft excel and then do it for 8 hours instead of 3, none of these things happen
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173 of the pockets have various gift cards for your taking, but two of the pockets contain my nipples. a bit of a game haha. good luck 😈































