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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ❝ 𝙤𝙝 , 𝙞 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙞 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙬𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 . . . ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀. . . 𝙞 𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩. ❞

⊱ 𝘢𝘩𝘴 𝘳𝘱. 𝘮𝘥𝘯𝘪. ⊰
Joined October 2026
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⠀ 𝘕𝘖𝘙𝘈 𝘔𝘖𝘕𝘛𝘎𝘖𝘔𝘌𝘙𝘠. 1926. ❝ 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰. ❞ —ᝰ 𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘵. ✍︎ ⤷ 𝗮𝗵𝘀 𝗿𝗽. 𝗺𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲. 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀. ⠀
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finally , somebody with some sense. just because i'm dead , doesn't mean i'm going to stoop to having chipped nails.
It’s better to hire staff than to ruin your fingernails polishing all that silverware.
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͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ⧼ 𝘉𝘌 𝘐𝘕 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘕𝘈𝘛𝘜𝘙𝘌.ᐟ †
if i’m your salvation, welcome to hell.
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𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ 𝓛𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝓗𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦. retweeted
͏── ͏͏ ͏͏ # ͏͏ ͏͏ ͏͏cordelia ͏͏ ͏͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏͏ˊ͏͏☆ˋ ͏͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏𝘨oode ﹙ਏਓ﹚ ͏͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏͏͏𝘪ndependent ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏𝘱ortrait ͏͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏͏ ͏ֶָ֢ᐟ +18 ͏͏ ͏͏ ͏͏ ͏── ͏͏ ͏͏ ͏͏ ͏͏𝘮ature 𝘵hemes ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ♡ +↺
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yes , i've come to realise standards have dropped considerably since then. i suppose , though it pains me , i can offer him a modicum of grace. blinded ambition soiled a good man — but i'd kill him again if given the opportunity.
It’s a very different time. I don’t think your mother’s words apply much these days. Fair assessment. I suppose I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe a little too much benefit.
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how nice it is to come across some genuine kindness. i won't forget this. and who knows — perhaps if you do a good enough job , i'll let you clean the china too.
Don’t worry I’ll use the correct polish and make sure there isn’t any spots on the silverware once I’m done with them
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my mother always said ' girls find good matches when they conceal their imperfections and apply their lipstick properly '. not that my match ever made any effort to conceal his. inept , i believe , would be the correct term.
I’ll take any tips you’ll offer. Make up isn’t necessarily my strong suit. It hasn’t. Unfortunately, you’ve had to do a lot of heavy lifting as your husband seemed to be very…inattentive.
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would you? it'd be most appreciated. just be sure you use the correct polish — i won't tolerate any blemishes. my husband could never understand.
If it’s that big of a deal, I’ll polish the silver for you and I would agree with you on the matter of your husband being a weakling
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𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ 𝓛𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝓗𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦. retweeted
℘ 𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛’𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑟?... 𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑏𝑖𝑟𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑓𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟? ℘
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ᅟ ᅟ ᅟ ᅟ ᅟ ᅟᅟ ᅟ ᅟ ᅟ
ᅟ ᅟ ᅟ ᅟ ᅟ ᅟᅟ ᅟ ᅟ ᅟ
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they're not cheap , are they? and i'll be needing an opera-length holder , at the very least. i won't have the smell lingering on my hands.
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a weakling of a husband has ruined my reputation in life and death enough. my mother'd drag me down to the fiery depths of hell herself faster than you can say ' bugle beads '.
What harm can an unpolished spoon do when you’re already dead?
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not polish the — what? and die twice over from the tetanus of eating off an unpolished spoon? i don't think.
Or just not polish the silver at all
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ᝰ just finished my yearly rewatch of asylum and it's got me even more offended over 13 - this show used to be ART. ✍︎
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and if i start smoking , what then? a matching set of destroyed lungs to go with all those destroyed hopes. charles , count your ghostly days , giving me a monstrous child and an equally monstrous smokers cough.
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it's the least i could do. though 'tragic' sounds about right. in another life it could've been my married name — god know's my current one hasn't done me any good.
You’re the first to offer actual advice. Which I appreciate. I do have many roots throughout the world. Quite the compliment, your family has immaculate style. And status, if I may add, tragic but notorious.
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too kind , love. y'know with hair like that , you could be a montgomery.
This is why I usually don’t wear anything. But noted… I will do that, just for you.
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the silver drawer beckons . . . perhaps it's not too late to get some extra staff in.
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⠀who ⠀is ⠀in ⠀𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 .ᐣ
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in this day and age , one can never be fully sure that they aren't the spawn of satan himself . . . or so it seems.
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