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@MDBitner

Husband, Father, EMDoc trying to do them all well....the triple aim! views are my own.

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Your lactate and your potassium should never equate. #clinicaldictum
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Want to decrease your pediatric mortality? Don’t know where to start? Start simple, just weigh them in kilograms! #kissmethod #CEMC #SCCEP
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Oh you’re going to a teaching hospital in July? Well get ready… for the most compassionate care from extremely empathetic interns along with their vigilant supervising attendings. Hope you like open ended questions and doctors listening to you bc you’re gonna drown in it.
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Your procal should not be greater than or multiples of your age #clinicaldictums
Your CO2 should not exceed your blood pressure nor your blood glucose #clinicaldictums
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The number of radiographs ordered should not exceed you age (in adults) #clinicaldictum #VOMIT
Your hemoglobin should never be less than your platelets #clinicaldictums
CPR in a n95, plastic trash bag isolation gown, and face mask on a rotund patient is no joke....thank you #peloton
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Medical students! We’ve added two more hangouts to our line up! Bring your significant other to our Resident and SO panel, as well as another chance to meet program director, Dr. Pfennig! We hope to see y’all there! #Residency #EmergencyMedicine @SAEM_RAMS
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My bride the SLP: “I teach my autistic kindergarteners about turn taking skills and topic maintenance”....just going to leave that there
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I have written so many tweets in the past few minutes only to delete them, I just can’t.
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New blog post! Faculty member, Dr. Ray Chahoud gives an overview of what it is like for other residents (internal medicine, pediatrics, family medicine) to work with us in the ED! Check it out at: greenvilleem.org! #Residency #EmergencyMedicine
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Medical students! Please join us for our weekly conference on Tuesday, September 22nd! Details at: greenvilleem.org or scan the QR code! We hope to see you there! #residency
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Excited about the coming recruitment season...Come see what it means to Inspire Health. Serve with compassion. Be the difference. youtu.be/HZTDCtW7KdY
What do you call one liter of LR and one liter of NS?....the Arnold Palmer of resuscitation..😂
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Listen up! SAEM Southeast will be in Greenville Feb 21-22 2020. We are pumped to host this year! Get your abstracts and didactic proposals ready and join us Feb 21-22 in downtown Greenville! ghscme.ethosce.com/courses/2… #SAEM #emergencymedicine #yeahTHATGreenville
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Your systolic blood pressure should never be less than your age #clinicaldictums
“Out of the saddle? You’ll die a quick death!” True in more than one way 😂 @MattWilpers
Humbled...constantly
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