Matthew Kirkpatrick

Those "I Love x" shows were so good. There's a ton of them (idk if they're complete) on YT and I watched a bunch of them not that long ago and it's so nice to just have a series of relatively bad jokes about stuff you're just genuinely learning or reminiscing about. Genuinely good background tv.

He's gonna make it so every woman in JD is pregnant and nobody knows if it's Dom's or the abuser's and it's gonna be a two episode storyline with no resolution and never referenced again

Chatt in January is probably gorgeous compared to Boston in January, someone bring me down there with you 🙏

DOLPHIN FUNERAL ON TOP!! (Come to The Mooring in Weymouth on Halloween night and sing Dead! with me in our champions' honor!)

I have no energy whatsoever today. Watching Zane Parker videos til dynamite if I'm still up for it. I'll try to stream our next NHB show or the first DPW You Already Know show tomorrow if I can scrounge up enough money to go get some red bull.

If you're in the Weymouth, MA area on Halloween night, come scare strangers with me and sing ridiculously aggressive shouty sad punk and post-hardcore type shit at them

Keaton has no money to add to the cat sponsors of The Rejects, but he did tell me he likes the Anakin shirt I bought last Saturday, so I think he's rooting for Death Divas at #LastResortMW

How fucking dismissive is this written though? "The good times are over, he thought to himself" BITCH SOMEONE IS FUCKING DEAD

Still watching AEW.

Just had a dream I was wrestling (on a show like IN the woods, it looked so cool) with multiple matches so it must have been for like a taping or something, I also was doing commentary for some of it, one of the matches I was in was a 4-way. Chaotic action, I go to pin a guy as ref is getting back into the ring with the other two guys as they also go for a pin AFTER I have my opponent down and covered, he counts for the other guys literally right next to me. Both pins kick out, we end up back in the same spot, two pin fall attempts, I'm covering my guy first, he counts for them instead, says the guy pinning in that one WINS, he finally looks and sees me covering someone still cuz I was supposed to win, and COUNTS A FOUR, and then calls for the bell a second time, and then everyone just leaves the ring like nothing happened. I go and grab a mic and I'm trying to play off like oh I know how difficult being a ref in matches like this can be so I have an idea on how we can make this right, and I propose a 4-way 2 out of 3 falls elimination match. But then I woke up.