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Joined February 2013
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How you feel after sprints...
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That feeling when coach says we ain't running today... xitter.gq/MLB_JOKES/status/52538…
Aoki in right field is more lost than an Asian without a math textbook.
Screw ISIS, here in the USA, we hit bombs and bang moms. #merica
When you know you just hit a bomb...
When coach gives the steal sign but then you aren't sure if he wiped it off....
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Stephen A. Smith - "The Baltimore Orioles will not win a championship WITHOUT Lebron James. It's just that simple skip."
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When coach tries to introduce new signs...
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As this baseball year ends, so does ESPN's lack of coverage for 90% of the league.
All hail the captain. Incredible person and sensational career. #RE2PECT #FarewellCaptain #FarewellJeter
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How many commercials did they do for Jeter? 2. What's his number? 2. How many ears does he have? 2. Eyes? 2. Legs? 2. Arms? 2. #illuminati
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The Astros could use Ray Rice because they don't beat anybody.
Ryan Howard swings like a blind 65 year old on acid.
If Major League Baseball got a dollar for every Yasiel Puig bat flip, they'd be able to raise the minimum salary to at least 20 million.
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#RedSox fans be like . . . Last place in AL East!
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When I see aroldis chapman's fastball coming at my head...